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software engineer stuns in new program

[will 🩻 @w11bka]

my alarm went off in the hostel and the poor 18 year old finnish boy next to me got blamed and shamed for waking everyone up

[Matt Sumf @MattSumf]

Lyft driver thinks he’s gonna get a cancellation fee out of me, I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees

[rhaenyra targaryen's lawyer @Targ_Nation]

margaery was the one character cersei wasn't able to outpuss so domestic terrorism was her last resort

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

There’s no such thing as “normal coffee” at Dunkin they cut it with windex and cattle dewormers… just get the potion

[miri @eggoslug]

I was mid crashout and my cat came up to me to look at me like this to tell me it’s lunch time

[B… @branmattic]

This shit is fryin me 😭 wtf

[Adam 🇵🇸 @sad_pali]

There’s gotta be like only 5 more original sentences left

[jo 🥥 @lunayoceano]

me trying to impress ba sing se lesbians

[Schmrgl @Schmrgl]

two wolves inside of me

[kira @krougee]

I feel sorry for this girl but I hate when a man ate 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Paacreek 🔜 BlizzCon ‘26 @Paacreek]

trying to heal a bitch in a dungeon who won’t stay in your line of sight

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink

[Sidney (as in Prescott) @TheSidJoShow]

Kristi Noem: *oversees illegal disappearance of POC and murder of Americans*

Kristi Noem’s Husband:

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

kristi noem’s husband going to applebees with the girls

[emo @emolian0]

así me veo tuiteando

[lux @paperssil]

when your circle is small but y'all hate kids

[rô ✨ @povjisoo]

ai pqp eu to chorando com esse vídeo

[tira m. sue | HxH412 @houseprinc3ssa]

how chimera ants be moving 0.4 seconds after being born