Machiavelli

Deluded Spurs fan ✌🏾

[Machiavelli @__Chidz_]

LET’S GO!!!!!!!

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham agree record deal to sign Sandro Tonali from Newcastle, HERE WE GO! 💥

Agreement between clubs closed and also on player side with the Italian midfielder. 🇮🇹

Fee higher than £85m paid for Mateus Fernandes.

[Machiavelli @__Chidz_]

Buying a player who’s been relegated 2 seasons in a row is insane 🤦🏾‍♂️

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Tottenham Hotspur win race to sign Mateus Fernandes from West Ham United. Spurs submitted highest proposal (believed to be ~£85m guaranteed) & 21yo #WHUFC midfielder opted to join #THFC. Numbers beyond where #MUFC willing to go @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/8JMyfl8LoS

[Hater Central @TheHateCentral]

Yin and Yang vs Ghana:

0 Goals/Assists
2/9 Dribbles
30 Possessions Lost
1 Shot on Goal
2/6 Accurate Crosses

SHAME RECOGNIZES SHAME 🔥🔥🔥

[Machiavelli @__Chidz_]

Finding a good woman

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

What improved your quality of life so much you wish you did it sooner?

[2026 NBA CHAMPION 🧡💙 @bannedyoangel]

LMFAOOOO

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[roni 🇵🇸🇧🇷 @CHRlSTITTIES]

the way this works for london too like dats really twin city

[Sk @Sulleyk_]

Specs is hilarious man 😭😭

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Doing 90 minutes to two hours of weight training per week can slash the risk of an early death, according to a new study

https://t.co/yDcQXOfGBI

[17♱ @Promiseishim]

The four horsemen of this genre

[DRUSKI @druski]

British Actors are taking all the Roles 🎬😂

[Geronimo Morgans @GeronimoMorgans]

his career is done. but credit to Bournemouth for acting so quickly in a situation like this. Arsenal protected Thomas Partey for three years. three years.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Nah man that sh*t says 2022

[Just a Dude Who Invests @DudeWhoInvests]

Realizing this was posted in 2022

[Mads @europemaxxed]

To achieve success in your profession you just need the right mental disorder:

• Finance - ADHD

• Computer science - Autism

• Engineering - OCD

• Law - Narcissism

• Journalism - Cynicism

• Psychology - Psychopathy

• Politics - All the above

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

If your girl starts to workout 🏋🏾‍♀️ out of nowhere, you about to be single bro .

[shugar bread • @shugarbreaddd_]

Me every time someone I dont even know beats a cancer

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms.

Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

[King Phelz @KingPhelz]

Patrice Evra has a message for Arsenal fans 😭

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

There’s no app that makes you wanna focus on your career more than being on Hinge