Fez

Johannesburg born and bred. Professional equity trader but generally can’t be arsed to tweet about the market. UTA.

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https://t.co/4ZRkP4QKij

[EAMO @EamoV1]

Watching Man Utd these days is like meeting the kid who bullied you at school, 20 years on, working as a human sign post for a golf sale.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

Manchester United troubles discussed earlier today, before Lisandro Martinez outburst following #MUFC defeat at Atletico Madrid in #UCL group stage ⬇️

Full podcast: https://t.co/gx7wEMbg4B

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@DaddyJew At my old workplace (an investment bank) someone spiked the sweet jar we kept in the area with edibles. Only one person ate one that didn’t know what it was but it was a scene. Still the ballsiest thing I’ve ever seen anyone do

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@FFScout You expect me to name all 11?

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@judith_february What a (double) trilogy

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@TikiTakaConnor My fault. I brought him into my FPL team

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@cpt_depression_ He was singing about me

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@AnnieEaves Ref made the box signal in the air and all

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@FPL_Khalill @FFScout They could play against Swindon with 10 men and still not have a 50% chance of a CS 😂

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@FunnyGooner Maybe he was actually biased for pep. Not City

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@FPL_Khalill @FFScout So when do we get our subscriptions?

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@FFScout @FPL_Khalill I want in on this. We’ll both subscribe for a year if they keep a clean sheet, you give us free access for 6 months if they don’t?

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You don’t have to when 65% of the country apparently doesn’t care

[Mbhazima Shilowa @Enghumbhini]

You can’t hide incompetence

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@PaddyArsenal Aren’t they using semi-automated offsides? I would think that would take all of 2 seconds

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@TheBombastic_1 @Enghumbhini Now my next question. And again, I’m not trying to argue, just genuinely curious.

How much of that improvement came from Apartheid ending and would have happened if another representative party had come to power, and how much was specific ANC policies?

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@TheBombastic_1 @Enghumbhini I’m not even gonna talk about me. Let’s talk about you. Can you honestly say the ANC has specifically improved any aspect of your life over the nearly 40 years in power? I’m genuinely curious.

Not talking about changes just due to apartheid ending, but actual laws and regs

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@LaronaM27 If you look under my post I immediately corrected. But thanks

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@Enghumbhini *33 yrs

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@Enghumbhini It makes sense when you realise that the ANC has spent 37 years in power doing nothing but destroying our economy and lining their own pockets with billions. Would make sense to applaud someone voting for change and to ridicule someone for voting for the same shit over and over

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@derekalberts1 Terrible whiskey though