Jon Michael Lauck

Aspiring ambi-turner • make your free throws, they are literally free

[Rangers Nation ⚾️ @Rangers__Nation]

The Rangers and Astros competing for the AL West:

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

God was in the studio with them

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@TeaPartyOGs Oh no there’s a ton of diversity in a major metroplex in the US? How will we ever survive?? This is charmin ultra soft

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@atrupar In a decade or less we are going to be a society void of critical thinking

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@StevenCheah is this real???

[🍐 @Krokmouu_]

Le jour ou j'ai appris que les crabes ils avaient des boites de nuit dans le sable mdrr

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@PeterHamby

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@DiscussingFilm The vocalization at 1:55 feels like an ode to The Last Kingdom and I’m here for it

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

Ah yes, the ultimate goal of youth sports is to make adults money. I totally forgot!

[Alexi Lalas @AlexiLalas]

You want to tell men/women in America who make their living in youth soccer that they need to make less?! It's a business. I want them to make as much money for their service as the market will pay them. If they can make a "ton of money" then they should...and I'll celebrate it.

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@R0npz Hey, so you know the Odyssey didn’t actually happen right?

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

This may be the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard and it’s not even close

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

“You mean participation trophy?” – Vincent Goodwill

“I’m sorry, Larry O’Brien is a participation trophy?” – Alan Hahn

“If everybody gets one” – Vincent Goodwill

[Frank “Grits” Greenborne @squirmy6908]

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

[B&S @_B___S]

Owner making his doggy feel better after throwing up in his truck, so adorable...

[shiv roy's bob @shivstratt]

shortening the last two seasons with only 13 eps instead of 20 eps was such a huge mistake

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Being Unc >>>>

[Jared Sandler @JaredSandler]

Hard Hit Rate Leaders, MLB

1) RANGERS, 48.9%
2) Red Sox, 47.6%
3) Cubs, 46.7%
4) Cardinals, 46.3%
5) Twins, 44.4%

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

@statdefender @RealMikeWilbon is he getting the steals on the offensive half court? Need your high level insight on this

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

Certified non-ball knower

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Michael Wilbon says he’s voting Jaylen Brown for MVP

“I have a vote in this. And I will tell you it’s tightened up. My vote, and I’m not even sure the order. I think it’s Jaylen Brown one, I think it’s SGA two, and I think it’s Victor three. And then don’t talk to me about a guy who plays half the court, Luka Dončić.”

(Via @PTI h/t @awfulannouncing , @TheNBABase )

[(redacted) @squish41]

Rot in hell, Nico Harrison

[Hoop Central @TheHoopCentral]

LUKA DONCIC DAGGER

UNREAL. 🔥🔥🔥

[Jon Michael Lauck @__Jimmer__]

Kendrick “I don’t know ball” Perkins

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

Kendrick Perkins says Luka Dončić doesn’t deserve to make First Team All-NBA over Cade, Jaylen Brown, SGA, Jokic, and Wemby 👀

(Via @FirstTake / h/t @LukaUpdates )