Mooch

Barred from all bars and kicked out the Carvel

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. attack now, their defenses are weakest

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

https://t.co/d1e1Pe6BNy

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

Doing a job i care about again, instead of some soulless tech job, feels so damn good.

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

https://t.co/zfcsVgxxp4

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

Why do i remember every single word of the old Zoobooks commercial?

[Brendan O'Hare @brendohare]

ME: I will have 4 blueberry muffins for dinner please
DUNKIN DONUTS CASHIER: Please do not tell us that you're having them for dinner

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Just died. Now I have to spectate a Romanian man named Bogdan for the rest of his life. He was the only person in the entire world who was on my team, not my “friends”, not my “family”… Bogdan. [watching him light his 19th cigarette of the day] yeah he’s clutching this

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

Me: Hey, come on in! Make yourselves at home! Can I get you guys anything?
My friends:

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

Still can't believe David Lynch is gone. This scene will stay with me forever.

https://t.co/V3yFtqrug2

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[driving]
my astigmatism shows me the light of angels in every street lamp and headlight.

*sees your red brake lights ahead of me* but the Devil remains nearby,

*starts to speed up* I am the Sword of God

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

I keep telling coworkers my hobby is floam art, but now they are asking to see the floam

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Elon Musk is wrong.

The main function of the H-1B visa program is not to hire “the best and the brightest,” but rather to replace good-paying American jobs with low-wage indentured servants from abroad.

The cheaper the labor they hire, the more money the billionaires make.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

It should come as no great surprise that a Democratic Party which has abandoned working class people would find that the working class has abandoned them.

While the Democratic leadership defends the status quo, the American people are angry and want change.

And they’re right.

[Mooch @__Mooch__]

@slade_wav "It was tasty and fun to drink. We loved the lemonade, didn't we?" I think about this quote so much