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[r2 @__R2D2_]

might name my kid Ada, but spelled Aita instead. AITA?
/s #aita

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Jeopardy and then asked it to write an episode of Jeopardy of its own. Here is the first page.

[r2 @__R2D2_]

@rachermione iog naturale

[Petra Reini @petra__grace]

"i've always liked the quiet people. you can never tell if they're dancing through a daydream or carrying the weight of the world."

[Dan @danielbranham23]

There is nothing I can say that will accurately describe the uncomfortable feeling of swallowing a whole ice cube

[r2 @__R2D2_]

@mishacollins Happy birthday from all of us at the rebel base!

[r2 @__R2D2_]

https://t.co/0Lolu7GHAj

[r2 @__R2D2_]

MY BEAUTIFUL VOYAGER 1, SOMEDAY I SHALL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO THE DEATH STAR YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE! #gishwhes

[r2 @__R2D2_]

@Imported_Fun that explains why C3PO is so dumb; he never takes action, thus, he never learns anything. smh. oh well. I love him anyway.

[r2 @__R2D2_]

@Wendys I see you are a fan of the color red. Does this mean you are a Sith? #askingforafriend

[r2 @__R2D2_]

@realDonaldTrump C3PO and I have a very pressing issue: is your hair real? I say no, but 3PO says yes; please shed some light on this

[Mark Anthony Austin @BobaFettANHSE]

R2-D2 - Vintage Poster Art - 3ftDeep by ~3ftDeep on deviantART #StarWars @__R2D2_ @r2bees @R2Des2 @ArtooKatee

[r2 @__R2D2_]

the real reason 3PO & I weren't in that last documentary was cause I kept electrocuting the paparazzi's cameras #RogueOne #thuglife

[r2 @__R2D2_]

Retweet if you find captchas offensive.

[American ExPat @Imported_Fun]

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago.
The second best time is today.

[r2 @__R2D2_]

#MyFirstCarIn3Words well, i can do it in 5. NOW THIS IS POD RACING!!!

[AJ/Jay 🏳️‍⚧️ 🦇 @BloodofDuskRose]

((It's getting late, and I need sleep. I hope today was great. Good night my friends and may the force be with you))

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

BB8 is so jealous he's claiming all the regular O shapes are supposed to be him.

[R2D2's Dream Journal @R2sDreamJournal]

Dreamed that some people I know marched in an Independence Day parade in Philadelphia.

[r2 @__R2D2_]

the sheer number of Kylo Rens on this site is overwhelming