Wilder

Instagram is better @Wildercb_

[Futurism @futurism]

He took a plea deal to avoid prison time. https://t.co/D46s7vyjkX

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

*filling out a questionnaire*

Q: What is something that most people don't know about you?

"I'm well educated"

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

"Mike why are you eating your finger?"
"Because I'm trying to crack it!"

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

There are a lot of spelling grammars in this!

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

She was born in 1952??? How is she still alive, that's like world war 2!!!!

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

"What are those things in fields that scare the scarecrows"
"They're scarecrows, and they scare Crows"
"Oh I thought scarecrow was the bird"

[Asa @Asa_Spahn]

It's Chrima eve bih

[ㅤㅤ▸ @poopweed69]

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[MileSplit Northeast @MileSplit_NE]

Sad to hear about the passing of Will Fulford this morning, was a great young coach - thoughts w/ his family & Biddeford HS #resteasy

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

"Mike, your arms are like pencils"

"Are you kidding me? These are like steels of metal!"

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

Haha!! Homework haha!!

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

I thought puberty was just your voice getting lower

[Shit Mike Says @shitmikesays01]

I thought that tampons were tank tops...

[Jade @RealJadeBucha]

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