Evan🌳🌊🔥

He/Him/His

[Walter Covenant: Messiah: Part 3 @WalterCovenant_]

2026 every 3 months

[kate bush’s husband @airbagg3d]

“Someone get these PEDOS out of here!!”

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

emily wilson's out there talking a big game for someone who makes odysseus say "playtime is over!" before he kills the suitors

[jae holzman @jaeporeon]

has anyone unpacked christopher nolan casting a trans person to be the distraction sacrifice for a trojan horse to enter, and then destroy, civilization

[i’m so green @earlgreyenjoyer]

Some guy in the row in front of me said “nah you’re on your own after that” when mj asked him to bring her home. Like yeah dude that’s why you’d never be spiderman you’re not that guy pal

[Colin McLaughlin @colinthecrabb]

Get outta here Odysseus. We're eating the sun-god's cattle and you don't want none of this shit

[Sam Rudykoff @SamRudykoff]

If a filet mignon was made out of poop

[Siddhant Adlakha @SiddhantAdlakha]

You most assuredly do not

[RAY @4xCaliban]

Being an Ogre like Fetterman and losing to “Nobody” is kind of a modern retelling of the Odyssey if you think about it.

[Mike @hammerito]

Unfortunately the song of the summer is, for the 28th year in a row, Smooth by Santana feat. Rob Thomas

[Billy Mays III @infinitethird]

saw the odyssey last night. great movie but all I could focus on was everyone’s race and gender

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

the elite tried to keep it out of the movies, but audiences demand woke

[Dipressed @evildiiii]

The concept of writing this at 21

[Josh Billinson @jbillinson]

do you think anyone in troy gives a shit who built the horse? they care who left it on the beach and aura farmed outside the gates. i did.

[Doc Sportello @TheDocSportello]

Emma Thomas: bringing back something good from the Criterion Closet?

Christopher Nolan: bringing it all

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

It's Always Sunny, Mac sideplot