Soup King

I like ice in my beer

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Chili in a cornbread bread bowl

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Toilet paper sized paper towel roll I can keep in my desk

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Rock flag and eagle

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Why is every goldfish not being blasted with flavor?

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I hear in heaven they wipe your memory every night so you can watch the big Lebowski for the first time everyday

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One hour of parm wheel cracking videos on youtube now off to sleep, just like I planned

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Advanced stuff today

[Cayley S @CayleyS3]

Why isn’t there a business where someone gives you a massage to the beat of a song?

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Chisaupepo! @foodwishes

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Medicine commercials be like are you an itchy dj?

[Cayley S @CayleyS3]

#ThirstyThursday

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We have 48 pounds of animal

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Rock flag and eagle

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Spicy sausage sweet relish

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I can play with a dog sober but to truly enjoy a cat I gotta be drunk

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That's a gift for you bumblebee

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@erikkrause73

[Atlee Champion @ajchamp32again]

@Zimmermannian Hang them up? Buddy, this is our prime. The Tums chewables? Hand me those if I’m just hungry

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To be fair I think he'll do just about anything to get that Kennedy hair in front of a camera

[Cole Henke @cole_Henke]

I've done a few blood shortage stories while I've been in Springfield, but today doctors made it clear that need really is critical.

So I decided I'd do my part by not only relaying the message, but by donating, too.

https://t.co/hw41b5AxiM

[Soup King @_____EVAN_____]

Never thought I'd be the kind person to say ooo big stretch to a cat but when you live with one long enough it just kinda happens

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Cock with wine @foodwishes