andres

𒉭 envy

[andres @__andresiscool]

Kiss me hard before you go‼️

[andres @__andresiscool]

Look out weekend here I come 😎

[andres @__andresiscool]

😔

[Polly Sigh @dcpoll]

I’m constantly amazed at how Republicans keep pretending that this isn’t the dumbest motherfucker who ever lived.

[Shane 🦧 @TheMonkeyJungle]

Did that guy really expect Trump to say “Yeah you’re right I shouldn’t have said that, I’m sorry” for the first time ever in his life

[andres @__andresiscool]

I’m in New Mexico

[andres @__andresiscool]

I’m 39 and I do not look like this

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

79 is the new 39.

President Trump is aging in reverse.

[Bryan Behar @bryanbehar]

We’ve now reached the “Cabinet applauds because President can sign his own name” phase of dementia.

[z4c7 @zackpr05]

“Here you go sir, your fully Pack-a-Punch’d weapon”

“That’s it? I don’t need to upgrade its rarity 5 times and spend an extra 45k points?

“No sir you just pay the 5,000 upfront and the weapon is fully maxed out”

[andres @__andresiscool]

Dicen que todo sana con tequila

[andres @__andresiscool]

Don’t wanna think about it 🍻

[andres @__andresiscool]

#NewProfilePic

[frax @fraxiommusic]

i’m crying what was the source

[andres @__andresiscool]

An absolute child.

[Meidas_Charise Lee @charise_lee]

Big big fan of Peter Alexander‼️

[WeThePeople🇺🇸🇺🇸 @PrincessBravato]

You focused on egg prices for 6 months.

[PoliticsGirl @IAmPoliticsGirl]

To be clear: Donald Trump is responsible for none of these things. This is well passed ridiculous.

[Tammy Duckworth @SenDuckworth]

War is not a f*cking video game.
War is not a f*cking video game.
War is not a f*cking video game.

Seven Americans are dead.

[Ced @Ced_Byke]

He mad at the way Obama was able to run up and down down airforce 1 steps cause he's not elderly with bad joints??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

Explain to me like I'm five, or MAGA, why does the White House keep posting war videos as imbecilic cartoons. Who is that for? The families of the fallen soldiers don't find this cute. Americans paying $2 billion a day don't find this amusing. What moron watches this and cheers?