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[jess☀️ @__jbw]

.....”Charcuterie” I whisper to myself as I eat 4 garlic dill pickles straight out of the jar at 10pm.

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i’m in the knick knack aisle at goodwill and thought of you

[pj @pjayevans]

(speaking to a bug) its funny , we have aunts as well. do you understand what im saying

[nhi @onenhillion]

this grief is proof I have loved well!!! I love and I love!!

[keegan 🌕🐺 @steadfastpetrel]

people with chronic illnesses will go “dang why do i feel bad today” as if they literally don’t have feelsbad disorder

[josie✧ @josiebellaa]

if i had 9 lives i’d use one of them to kms in front of a rude customer

[Tim Clare @TimClarePoet]

Ok I think ChatGPT has peaked for me

[jame @kloogans]

why do we keep using the same human names over and over. i want to meet a guy named The Wheelbarrow or Impact Wrench

[jess☀️ @__jbw]

This time every year I feel like I have to “come out” about using SoundCloud

[michelle huang @michellehuang42]

i trained an ai chatbot on my childhood journal entries - so that i could engage in real-time dialogue with my "inner child"

some reflections below:

[jess☀️ @__jbw]

Do u even clear ur cookies bud?

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[jess☀️ @__jbw]

Watching people Wikipedia bands while they’re at their concerts 🤘❤️

[jess☀️ @__jbw]

*gaslighting the campfire logs so the fire starts* babe you’re being crazy, you’re already lit, I can see your flames

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

forget wordle can you find dolly parton in these pictures: a thread

[jess☀️ @__jbw]

I don’t believe in the gender binary except for the fact that I don’t think men should be allowed within 800 of a microphone in case it leads to a podcast