jess

very manly muppet

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

"how were people writing 10 page papers before AI???" we were smarter than you. you could've been smart, too. but you sold your brain for nothing

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Netflix Brasil 🍂 @NetflixBrasil]

Olá, boa tarde. Temos um comunicado muito sério a fazer.
Nos últimos dias, têm surgido vários boatos envolvendo o meu nome. Diante disso, acredito que seja melhor dizer a verdade do que deixar que o meu público continue pensando coisas erradas sobre mim.
Sim, o que vocês viram por aí é verdade. Mesmo que possa doer, é melhor assumir logo:
Estou namorando o Sasuke Uchiha.

[nama @nammtvvv]

happy pride month

[Netflix Brasil 🍂 @NetflixBrasil]

Satoru Gojo, me namora, por favor. Eu tô pedindo, por favor. Eu sei que parece brincadeira, mas não é. Eu tô tentando falar isso por mensagem, mas nem consigo escrever direito de tão mal que eu tô. Eu tô muito mal. Por favor, me namora. Namora comigo, pelo amor de Deus.

[Cosmopolitan Blood Red Summer ⚢ @trashage]

The last sentence gets posted on its own a lot, but this whole paragraph is immaculate. 1981 btw.

[buy Fenestration @Othuke__Umukoro]

There's a dream I have in which I love the world.
—Cameron Awkward-Rich

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

how it feels to not be a chatgpt user

[kaiden @peachylian]

yall can't even handle bisexual people

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

Reminder: ICE has ZERO jurisdiction to stop or arrest people for traffic violations or disorderly conduct. They have no authority to stop you from recording them. They’re not cops. They’re immigration agents. They can’t execute a woman because they think she’s a “fucking bitch.”

[🪲 @frankvnstein]

"that is always the prelude to fascism... well if it's that easy, and if it's that unimportant, why the fuck do they want it so bad? and the answer is because they think they can debase everything that makes us a little better, a little more human."

[gel @gelsbelovedfitz]

very surprising to me how criminally underrated this book is given how amazing it is. it's so unique, it's short, and it's a standalone. the most beautifully written book I've read this year. please read the spear cuts through water

[Eamo @EamoAlt]

I feel like the "Jeffrey Epstein" that been built up over the years across our internet zeitgeist with jokes and memes has kinda numbed people to the fact this was a real man who was actively trafficking and raping children of all ages, for decades.

[L Delle Chiaie @delle__chiaie]

They are making you pay for the end of the world

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

This is why moderates never beat fascism

[ׂׂ @tenyous]

so much discourse is caused by the fact that people dont read. not comics, not books, not articles, not papers, not literary fiction, not non fiction, not academic works, nothing.

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

the thing to understand is that for many people the violence of order maintenance is simply not seen as violence in the first place

[Sophia @skmadeleine]

the liberal writer impulse to empathize with the least empathetic party in any situation has long ceased to be an exercise in compassion or humility, it is almost always a way for people to indulge in fantasies of being the most level-headed + benevolent person in the room