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anarcho-bidenist

[j💟 @bxkigx2]

and as a male why are you old AND fat AND bald? that’s way too much please seek plastic surgery

[hyper-andrei ✨ @andreithewOrld_]

o vídeo que passa na timeline quando você tá se sentindo o maior baiacu do mundo

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

If your life depended on it, would you rather try to score a penalty kick, make a free throw, or pass the MCAT

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

if your parents worked hard to give you a safety net, don't insult them by playing it safe

[N @nordman__]

You will notice how it's never the beautiful bugs that are trying to sneak into your house, the butterflies etc. It's always the ugly. The desperate ones.

[~anthony @aper6014]

@Sixrande TWO OF ME ARE ALREADY MOLDY AND YOU WILL NOT NOTICE UNTIL YOU GET HOME

[YouWouldn’tStealACar🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Candlefight12]

@1kouhai

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the decline of cultural criticism is partly why we have cultural slop

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

Overhead lighting should never be used except for anti-personnel purposes like flushing people out of bars and oppressing white collar workers, a less lethal alternative to tear gas

[thereisnobeth @thereisnobeth]

why do landmasses on other planets always look so shit

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

his dementia is getting nasty bro

[Plax @Plaxtico_]

@DiazCanelB Dale gracias a dios que tu no tienes petróleo

[PunishedSpaceCadet @PunishedSpace]

@escapefrommelos "Uh oh, you cured a disease that primarily affects your in-group. Now let me tell you why you should have cured the disease that affects my in-group instead"

[Kyle @kylofone]

easily ignored, causes no disruption whatsoever, literally no trace of it a few hours later - the liberal act of protest has finally been perfected

[Mrs. PrettyASF ᥫ᭡⟡ @crystalbaee1]

Mean as hell trynna be a nurse, baby they need you at TSA.

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

When getting into politics, you have to pick a third world leader to idolise and stick with him