spirt

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I think sometimes cats don't actually know what specifically they want - they're just generally dissatisfied, so they stand there yelling "I YEARN" on the off chance that you'll be able to do something about

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[Wheeljack @SJWheeljack]

instantaneous answer

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I tell my cat "I know" whenever he meows but I'm gonna be honest, I have no idea

[Con Ray | game dev arc @ConRayArt]

look what you guys fucking did

you made cocky sad

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

this pivot was always idealistic, not pragmatic. it cost her the momentum she had w the base that biden had left unenthused. they took regular dem constituencies for granted and lost millions of votes to the couch. ppl wanted to change, she gave them more biden + liz cheney!

[brian @brianonhere]

He cancelled student loans! Ah, hold on.

He kept expanded child welfare! Wait a sec, just re-reading this

He quit selling bombs to Israel! Uh, one moment, I'm getting a note

He did literally anything about the supreme court! Hmm, wait, that can't be right.

He passed M4A! Ah,,

[Current Affairs @curaffairs]

Kamala Harris truly is Hillary Clinton 2.0.

[skooks @skooookum]

I love spending time with my girlfriend etc but the 3000% productivity boost on nights when she’s away is hilarious to me. Turns out when there isn’t an insanely hot women loafing about it’s way easier to focus

[=ㅅ= @milfbeomgyu]

incredible things happening in china

[Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller]

I asked my husband what we should do tomorrow night during the election and he said "I'm going to be playing Balatro." I was like "So... I'm on my own?" and he said "No, you can download it too."

[Rachel Lapides @rachellapides]

There should be something just for fun on the ballot, like voting for the best flavor of ice cream . I think that would get a lot of people really excited to get involved

[Mark R. Brown, AICP, CNU @Car_Free_USA]

Yes.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

im a single issue voter and this is my issue

[the killer @deadbodyonline]

i have so so so much love in my heart but only 3 texts back per day. in total

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

you are a threat to society

[annie-mai @anniemaisocial]

you come to me at 3.59pm asking for something by EOD? when I already decided my day was over?