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[GonkFoid 🇻🇦 (formerly radtradgirlie) @melancoptimist]

As a fashion history enthusiast, I can confidently say that this is not true lmao

[MidLifeCrisisActor @rkellysmydad]

Me watching my dumbass gf slowly asphyxiate

[✞ @xjulen]

España es el único país del mundo en el que hay 2 gays follando en un parque público mientras otro se hace una paja, aparecen unos moros en patinete para pegarles y echan la culpa a los fachas

[Fashion Ruined My Life @frmlfr]

Level of delusion so intense it should qualify as diagnosed psychosis

[David Jaffe @davidscottjaffe]

Hey moron, I'm probably the most progressive guy you know. Sit the fuck down; you know NOTHING about me if you think I'm far right. Or even right. Or even Republican. You stupid fuck. Just cause you know how to turn on a mic, doesn't mean you should speak into it. Fuckin moron.

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

you can remotely rape youtubers now

[Lumpy @LumpyTheCook]

They had to include a Sony AAA Over-The-Shoulder Adventure Game Mode to be allowed to sell this on Playstation

[claypot.blue 🪴 @_claypot]

third person halo on PS5 might be the most sacrilegious gaming thing ever conceived

[Mugi Goof 🥸 @MugiwaraDGoofy]

The funniest thing about Kingdom Hearts is that at no point in the series does Sora have any idea what’s going on and that’s why I fuck with him because me either twin this some bullshit huh

[Flavio @FlavioElvespa]

Así ha progresado la opinión sincronizada:
- “Zapatero es inocente”.
- “Las joyas son de su tía”.
- “Bueno, son suyas pero no valen nada”.
- “Sí, valen un dineral pero la culpa es de Trump”.
- “¡Ha prescrito, no debe ser juzgado!”

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

Arrested after murdering someone. Life be so tuff 💔

[Quercus Boletus🍄🌳🔥 @Quercus_Biolin]

@TiberioIII Además lo ha entendido todo mal. Don Quijote quería hacer el anime real y tenía razón en todo.

[Mikel Poyarzabal @Ganchito67]

Esta frase habría pegado muy duro en tuenti

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

if you look around at everything happening and your conclusion as to why people are becoming more radicalized is still some shit like “andrew tate” and “podcasters” you should be wearing a helmet 24/7

[Don Maízo @DonMaizo]

Pero si coges un huevo de quebrantahuesos y lo estampas contra el suelo te piden dos años cárcel.

["D." Fool @FoolOfD]

The Ocarina of Time remake is targeted at 35+ year old Millennial dadderinos who want to introduce Zelda to their totally uninterested offspring raised on iPads loaded with digital crack.

[Vivid Void @vividvoid]

You must understand the role that feeling special plays in most women's sexuality. She must be special to you, and you must be special to her. EXCEPT. When you are not fucking special, bro, you follow the rules like everyone else. And most importantly, when SHE is not special, and needs to be treated as totally worthless. But only by you.

You will never discover some objective, female-of-the-species logic behind these fluctuations, because there is none. The woman you love's mood will change, unpredictably, according to some combination of life circumstance, whimsy, hormones, the dream she had last night, and sometimes, whatever is going on with her friends. You can not "understand" a woman in a way that you can grasp with your mind. But over time, if you relax, and stop trying to solve her like a puzzle, her unique patterns will begin to surface. Your surprise victories and half-glimpsed revelations will start to whisper wordless truths that vibrate softly against the back walls of your heart. You'll start instinctively following the little sighs of relief she makes when she feels understood, like bread crumbs in a dark forest. And you'll begin to develop a working attunement to her inner world, which is often as mysterious to her as it is to you. And soon, you'll start to resonate with it, subtly, wordlesslly, intuitively. When this happens, it will humble and floor her, and she will love you her whole life long.

Listen, because this is the most important part: You must not resent women for being like this. You must not love them despite this, while wishing they were another way. You must love women for being like this precisely because they are like this.

It's your only chance at being loved in the same way.

[atlas @creatine_cycle]

having a gf is insane because it's like claude fable with even more guardrails