didn’t even know there was an election going on. as a registered voter in the state of pennsylvania, i wish someone could text me 12-15 times a day in an increasingly desperate tone about this upcoming event, which i had forgotten about
Philly is not a real place. I had a hearing in the Delaware County courthouse this morning and at security, an old man was coming in with a Phillies jersey on top of his suit, fist bumping the bailiffs and saying “beat the Mets”. Best city ever
i have seen the most beautiful women of my generation have their dignity and sanity shredded by a SEC business management major with a 2.3 who pisses the bed every time he gets drunk and thinks nike polos are dress clothes