alli

gamma phi beta than you

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

so a month ago they announced MILF Manor, where older women date a group of younger men, and teased a “big twist.” everyone immediately guessed that the men were there sons, and they were right. but it would have been better if they made them all solve a murder

[Adiha💖 @princessadiha]

Men under 5’10 pls be careful the wind is picking things up again

[IKE Packers Podcast @IKE_Packers]

“He'd throw for 7,000 yards every year. He's so much more talented than me.”

— Tom Brady on if Aaron Rodgers was on the Patriots

[grillpill @grillpill_]

your honor my client could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

[Sonic Drive-In @sonicdrivein]

No need to care about the haters when you got totted taters

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

Congressman Mike Kelly had $987,237 in PPP loans forgiven.

https://t.co/Syb5Oe8gDG

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Defund the police really is the moderate position

[jo @whatsJo]

I have an IUD, if it’s criminalized in Georgia can I keep this one until it expires or will a cop rip it out of me at my next annual

[CheeseheadTV 🧀 @cheeseheadtv]

yearly super bowl reminder that the green bay packers have more nfl titles than any other team in league history

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲

It's time for the playoffs.

Narrated by @AaronRodgers12

[☁️ @uluvlibraa]

The feminine urge to say “liar” everytime a man speaks

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

It’s Monday! Time to RISE AND GRIND

R econsider everything
I mplode emotionally
S it on the
E dge of your bed

A nd disassociate
N eed caffeine but it
D oesn’t help

G et
R eady for another week
I n the capitalist
N ightmare. Eat a
D onut

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

GO PACK GO!!!!!

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

MASON CROSBY FOR THE WIN!!!!!!

#GBvsSF | #GoPackGo

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Your early twenties are all about making some of the worst stir fry imaginable

[Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji]

There's something so perfect about this relic I found in my parents' house. It has an incredible energy to it, like touching a talisman of an ancient religion

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Pronouncing the end of "cabinet" like the end of "ballet" until a property brother physically fights me