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Multiracial tsinay, ADHD, Queen of the Mermaids, very queer (pan), busy renewing my spirit
(she/her/siya)

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My dearest love, my best friend, my partner-in-crime, Johnny Maloney, aka hipgunslinger, aka @Scatterbrains, died of a brief severe illness on Thursday. No services will be held.

My heart is destroyed.

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😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔

[Mia♡ @luxemiaa]

My son came to me with some news.

He told me Dolly Parton had died and I said I knew.

And then he got quiet for a second and said she loved me. She used to send me a lot of books.

I had to just look at him for a moment.

He was talking about the Imagination Library. The program where Dolly sends books to children every month from birth until they start school. Millions of kids across the country get these books.

My son believed that Dolly Parton personally knew him. That she had specifically selected each book, thought about him individually, put it in an envelope, and mailed it to our house every single month because she loved him specifically.

Not as part of a program. Not as one of millions of children. But because she and my son had a personal relationship and she was devoted to his literary development specifically.

And honestly when you think about it from a child's perspective that's not even an unreasonable conclusion. Books showed up every month with her name attached. She clearly cared. Why wouldn't she know him personally.

I didn't have the heart to fully correct him in that moment.

Because also he wasn't entirely wrong. She did love him. She loved all of them. She just loved a lot of children at once and had a very efficient system for showing it.

Rest easy Dolly. My son misses you personally.

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@MapQuest @RealEdTrades I see everyone giving you a hard time, bro, but don’t take it too hard. I used to work for AskJeeves.

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@MapQuest @MostlySoberJedi Can’t a sir just pay full price and get lost in peace? 😤

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Thanks, @MapQuest! It’s way too confusing to have a continent, country, gulf, and lake all named the same thing. I appreciate the the spirit of patriotism though, so I will be returning to a classic.

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@gingercoleman @amuse Clark, on the other hand, was already down when Thomas threw herself on to Clark with a knee to the groin and a fist to the neck. There was absolutely no reason for that. Of course that was a flagrant 2 vs Boston’s flagrant 1.

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@gingercoleman @amuse What do you think the similarity is? Boston was immediately issued the flagrant. Did you even see these fouls? Getting jacked in the jaw sucks, but if you get in someone’s space like that, you are intending to draw a foul when they are trying to keep the ball from you.

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@amuse They should fine the Mercury for that post too.

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@feederofcats Teef

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@feederofcats lol the tumtum zoom

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@feederofcats I need to know everything about him forever

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@feederofcats He’s so grumpy. 😭 I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH I LOVE THE GRUMPY ONES. 😭😭😭😭

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@sadiepantscat @feederofcats I just laughed so hard my stomach hurts

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@RachelPAV I would have thought the euphemism “jazz cabbage” would give the results away for all species.

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@Hoopss AND AGAIN! once by screenshotting without stopping the gif and once once with stopping the gif

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@Hoopss Holy shit, I actually did it

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Rest in peace, Jonathan. You’re finally free. 🕊️

https://t.co/CjEnnKwpNN

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@LilNasX to be fair, his island was colonized and he was kidnapped and relocated by the British. dude's a victim.

[Doja HQ @DojaHQs]

Doja Cat comments on what Timothée Chalamet had said about ballet and opera recently.

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@ConcernedApe @Steam

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@ConcernedApe @Steam This is a wild shot in the dark, but I am desperately hoping someone can help me. I was playing Stardew Valley co-op with my love for years, but he is the one who ran the co-op and he recently suddenly died on Thursday. Now I have lost our farm because it

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@ConcernedApe @Steam I got the save file. Thank you so much. ❤️ Is there any way I can play in the game as myself?

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I don’t know how to go on missing you so much @Scatterbrains we still had so many plans.