Ashton Williams

Reputation is what men think of us; character is what God knows of us. ~Thomas Paine

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@AmandaTorraco10 do you have a camera on me or something? #creeper

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

Once you're done rushing the field, rush down to Grub's Uptown to refuel with a burger and $3 LSWHO?!… http://t.co/vannn8zEKp

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@iDieYouIncrease you too! Where did you relocate? To the volunteers of Tennessee?

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

Just made my first donation as an alumni and immediately thought of @iDieYouIncrease and @DearestAbbyB. #wps #alumnipride

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

bitch you well done, and me and my girls? well we're rare

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@AmandaTorraco10 OMG I hate you right now

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

pretty sure getting kicked out of a bar for giving someone a wet willy is a highlight of my life. had to tweet it to prove it.

[Sloane Hocker @sloane_ashton]

Everyone RT this link so @Paigey_Passmore and @JacieG can get famous. http://t.co/gPd1vasJZV

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

and any mother that calls her daughter fatty will never deserve my respect.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Part of being a feminist is giving other women the space to make choices you don't necessarily agree with

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

as much as I hate kids, neglective parents piss me off that much more. if you want one bad enough, commit to the job.

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@meganmcphersonn and I thought it was going to make you a dog person. psh.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

To be fair, being a Hobby Lobby employee is its own form of birth control.

[Lena Dunham @lenadunham]

Women's access to birth control should not be denied because of their employer's religious beliefs.

[Cecile Richards @CecileRichards]

No coincidence: all 3 women on #SCOTUS dissented. For women, only controversy about birth control is that we're still fighting for it.

[Texts From Last Night @TFLN]

(920): Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

do people still worry about going over on cell minutes? throwing back to the days when weekends and weekdays after 7 were a hot deal.

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@LaurynSchack I'm glad you found another me!

[Ashton Williams @_ashtonw_]

@LaurynSchack that's a scary scenario. good thing you had 4 years to prepare!