𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐

Pain is just information arriving badly packaged.

[Vince Errands @VinceErrands]

Kama jamaa za audi wanaona dust hivi, sisi wa Vannette si watatupiga risasi

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

If you're in a relationship, make sure;

You're the one in Nairobi

You're the one on twitter

Two unwritten rules that always prove time right😂

[George Ogola @comogolla]

@omwambaKE As a man never go through this shit to be with a woman. Once a woman begins to be too loud and dramatic, discard and get another one

[Eric @amerix]

Yote tisa, ya kumi ni hii,

Doh za bibi yako ni kama pesa ya Zimbabwe,

We unajua iko, but haujawahi ona, hautawahi guza, unaskia iko, haujui ina nunua nini, na ni nani anapewa.

Kitu unaeza ona tu, ni WhatsApp status.

But, doh zako ni kama dola, kila mtu anataka.

Jipange.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Tangu nigundue hii hack, life has been seamless with the other gender..

[Eng.Kogi🔨 @John63681549]

Hail to the structural engineer.

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Ukianza kukua successful at a young age unafaa kukua extra careful na ata ikiwezekana shikilia kanisa.Unakuanga an inch away from early death because iyo pesa inakuweka vulnerable to alot of dangers. sio drunk accidents,sio mchele babes,sio jealous friends,sio wachawi.

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

You can never fumble a woman, the lord created them in abundance

[𝐉!𝐌𝐌𝐘 🔰 @kafangi]

Mnafaa mtembee archives from 4pm uone the kind of beauty that is not hyped, have zero social media presence before calling hawa residuals a perfect 10/10

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Major Win for Shisha Users as High Court Overturns Ban.

[Dawood🇰🇪🇸🇦 @Entr_dawood]

Hey dear,

[TJ @TuvaJr]

Dangerous scenes huko jikoni leo. Pilau to make its 2026 debut! #TuvaNifunzeKupika

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

“Happily married” men: give your wife the money right in front of the kids. Let them see who the provider really is.
Too many mothers tell the children their dad is worthless and that time you’re out there selling your diabz just to keep the family afloat.
Speaking as a formerly happily married puny.

[AuraDman @aura_dman]

"ndio intellects tunaamka coz we know breakfast is a social construct made up by john kellogg in 1894 in order to sell his cornflakes and other cereals"

[𝐊𝐞𝐧𝐲𝐚𝐧 𝐀𝐜𝐜𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐄𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐞𝐫 @0xYator]

Kuna time nilikua napikia familia, mathe akauliza rada ya food. I yelled,
"Maya Amolo!"
Akajua food imeiva.

[Eric @amerix]

There is no reward for being a nice guy.

[𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐 @_Asiri___]

@babyAirl @_Asiri___

[𝕭𝖚𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖈𝖐 @_Asiri___]

@musiclilbaby @_Asiri__