mateo.☘︎ ݁˖

uhhhhhhh

[jelly_fish_456 @astral444444444]

i’ve seen what sobriety does to people

[april @yogurtslop3]

lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

@witnessborne cars should have a horn that blows up every other vehicle within a 10 mile radius

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

it be grown men in the salon arguing with their moms over what haircut to get

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

@leanmaster2016 is he doing the milking ?

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

His lawsuit to what?

[aleks @fancyyaleks]

gucci flip flops fuck it hit your bitch in my socks

[𝓂adz @idekmadz]

#weedtwt #stonertwt

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

no one knows this yet but @SenMcConnell is actually binnie

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

@leafy_romaine gotta be a real sicko to order grilled tuna

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

I’m half the fаg I used to be

[Pubity @pubity]

Africa is getting so hot that camels, animals that evolved to endure the hottest conditions on Earth, are beginning to die of heat exhaustion.

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

@YeloPikmin @owencore1494309 someone get this guy a true

[mateo.☘︎ ݁˖ @_back2ape]

@ankyhaidy if it was really that important they would leave a #voicemail

[William Murphy @420GHz]

The Epstein class is still in control and monitoring your children in public playgrounds.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I don’t like going outside because I’m worried things will occur

[athina ⚢ @femmebitchtop]

my carts a man cuz ion hit women

[blah @23lollz]

substance abuse is calling me by my full government name

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

i Love Smoking Weed because it Makes me Cough Up Gunk and i Know That Gunk is Not Supposed to Be There