Bailey Barton

[sam @hamiamsam]

check your kids halloween candy. someone tried to hide the poison. the poison for kuzco. the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco. kuzco's poison

[Ni'Jay @nnijay]

I’ll look at a person entire story and won’t say happy birthday😭😭😂😂 oh well should’ve said it to me LMAO

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I will be the same person this new year

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

“shrek is not that good” 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

try the new blue raspberry slushie!

[the wicked witch of the east bro @kpfeffss]

being an over thinker is great because nothing can surprise me. they could be like “hey sorry I didn’t respond today it’s cause I’m having an affair with your 4th grade teacher” and I’d be like ahh yes I actually already considered this

[chayce @chaaycee_]

okay braves fam, twitter fam, help a girl out!!!!! @MichelobULTRA

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I had a Tums and now I am relaxing

[Chinatown Market @chinatownmrkt]

so the outside of the box said 8-10 but there’s like one of every size in here...

no one is in the office rn... i’m gonna just give 3 pairs away, i don’t think anyone will notice LOL

rt this thread and follow me to maybe win a pair 😌

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Keep your real ones close

[s*d @06fordexplorer]

every girl who had a two piece prom dress is in a pyramid scheme now

[layla🙉 @layloserr]

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the recent COVID-19 outbreak, the Piston Cup has been cancelled.

[Bailey Barton @_baileyblue]

@amanialtwam I want a daily update

[@jenmonnier.bsky.social @JenMonnier]

You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:

[Dee @figgled]

overheard a teenage boy buying a Valentine's card that said 'we are the same kind of weird'. shop assistant said 'is this for your girlfriend?' and he said 'no, it's for my grandma'
:')

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Percy. He helps kids build their confidence by letting them read to him. He also loves the stories so it’s a win-win. 14/10