bleaux🦋💤

i rock, i roll, i bloom, and i glow

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

defeated the desire to get bangs yet again, go me!

[Don T. Beakunt @bitchesLOVEtoad]

u can tell they a bunch of young hoes bc they keep saying caleb is Too Nice...there is no such thing as a Too Nice man once u older than like 24

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

i’m scared someone make out with me rn

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

sardines are the new owls.

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

the sudden urge to watch pitch perfect

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

i feel like i could punch a hole through a brick wall rn

[: @sn0oozey]

So basically you wake up every morning and it's stab stab stab stab. Like seriously you just get right to it. 😍

[Dolo 👁‍🗨 @e38]

Stretching in my crib so when I get in the gym I just start lifting and people think I’m crazy >>>>>

[ƛƘƳƠƁƛ༈༈ @be_like_joke]

I just smoked 16 blunts, not because I enjoyed it, but to get the marijuana off the streets - to protect our children and our families

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

i don’t send drunk txts i send “is this available” messages on fb marketplace for shit i know i’m not getting

[Chrissy @keepitchrissy]

As a woman sometimes you just need to rewatch Insecure or Sex and the City

[meliku @hatsumeli]

i like wearing low cut shirts bc i like starting at my own tits

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

did american deli change their peach drink or is this location ass

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

men are so fucking stupid

[Captain Tired of These Hoes 🦦 @Miggs_NotMigos]

My daddy issues are that my father is so amazing I had to learn the hard way that men are actually horrible people in real life. 😭

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

@NASA , years later still wondering

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

earth’s orbit is filled with thousands of satellites. why are they never in these videos?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«While spacewalking I realized something: I used to think I was scared of heights but now I know I was just scared of gravity»

— NASA astronaut Reid Wiseman

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

Working 40 hours a week made me realize why i was neglected as a child

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

called it early tn bc someone at the bar was so stinky it genuinely deterred me from all human contact for the rest of the night. sweet dreams xoxo

[bleaux🦋💤 @_bleauxx]

if anyone wants to know how i’m doing just know i’ve been contemplating bangs

[💞 @LowkeyEnergy_]

does the "fuck" in "fuck bitches, get money." mean ignore or have sex with