Brian Stewart

[Brian Stewart @_brianstewart_]

That time of the year

[☔ @Whotfismick]

calculating if i can survive till payday

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

Before ADHD diagnosis: “Why do I keep buying things for hobbies I haven’t started yet?”

After: “Ohhhhhh. The prep phase is the hobby.”

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.43*

[scary @b1ngusbongo]

That Gorgon city sunrise set might be the best set of my life

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

how life feels when the team you jumped on the bandwagon for two weeks ago wins the championship in a sport you don’t normally watch

[cam @macandcorn]

bonnaroo: we’ve put a lot of work into our irrigation systems on the farm!

a 0.3 inch rain storm: hold my beer

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

Interrupting is a SIGN OF RESPECT in adhd culture.

[Dubs, Esq. @DFDvbya]

You’re not depressed.

You’re homesick for a country that was stolen from you.

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

I’m in the Guinness World Record for world’s fattest pussy

[Brian Stewart @_brianstewart_]

@GovSherrillNJ Why would they let these people infected fly on a commercial flight

[g @34rths]

If I'm already so nostalgic at 23 what will I do when I'm 70

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Unpopular opinion: doing absolutely nothing at work is more draining mentally than being busy at work.

[Corporate Absurdity @ConsoomerLs]

"Only a few more hours until lunch!"
"Only a few more hours until I can go home!"
"Only a few more days until the weekend!"
"Now that it's the weekend, time to catch up on all the chores I couldn't do during the work week."

Repeat for 40 years.

[K @iiamkrshn]

March 25th 2020: "we don't have to go to school"

March 25th 2026:

[TK from the Paper @tkpipedreams]

Luke Combs on Hot Ones explaining what Cookout is.

[Adele Bloch @adele_bloch]

everyone wants a village, but no one wants to be a villager

> drive your friends to the airport
> go to their party even when you're tired
> stop cancelling last minute
> host at your place
> support the wins & losses

it's worth every ounce of effort

[saila @sailaunderscore]

Kids will never feel the gameday pressure of having to start an essay at 2am and finish it by 8am before the deadline. Totally lost. Absolutely no evolutionary pressure towards a clutch factor anymore.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If you're having a bad day, just remember that someone is working for your old manager right now.