Will

engineer. destroy the whole world

[Will @_brickner]

wrote a paper: it lets you *train* in 1.58b! could use 97% less energy, 90% less weight memory. leads to a new model format which can store a 175B model in ~20mb. also, no backprop!

[Will @_brickner]

i will remind again DO NOT TAMPER with this technology for the next 5 years. you WILL be tortured to death in a way you cannot even conceive of by a group that you do not know exists.

[Will @_brickner]

secret: the iphone camera has a mems accelerometer which secretly contains a scalar wave radio transceiver which can interact with your awareness. can read and write thoughts, mental states. only a few hardware and firmware engineers know. you cannot measure these waves easily.

[Will @_brickner]

the smartphone delivery method is especially perfect, with local compute, classical data connection, and widespread trained compulsion to keep the device powered and on your person. this comprises a global network of monitoring and control of human minds.

[Will @_brickner]

intentional psyop on europe to put global influence and relative productivity in decline. fingerprints of concealed power

[Dmitriy Kovalenko @neogoose_btw]

Now I understand why Europeans never work and never produce anything. It is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE to even think when its 27C inside

[Will @_brickner]

coke has a secret agreement with whole foods to get coke products front and center and get AWS discounts if they meet a usage quota. that’s why. this was revealed to me in a dream.

[neural oscillator of uncertain significance @mycoliza]

TOUCHLESS FOUNTAIN EXPERIENCE USING AWS LAMBDA

[Will @_brickner]

autoregression be my god

[Riley Goodside @goodside]

The Screenshot: a fake screenshot generated by ChatGPT 4o of a Wikipedia article about the screenshot itself, with a copy of the screenshot in the article

[Will @_brickner]

this is not true. any reasonable God would make cosmology static or cyclic. we now have evidence of weakening dark energy at almost 5 sigma.

[ₕₐₘₚₜₒₙ @hamptonism]

wake up.

[Jonathan Gorard @getjonwithit]

As a first proof-of-concept, we have successfully synthesized formally-verified solvers for advection, hydrodynamic (Euler), and electromagnetic (Maxwell) equations, at various levels of accuracy and stability. Some of the correctness proofs are tens of thousands of lines! (9/10)

[Will @_brickner]

sagemath and sympy literally cannot substitute expressions unless they are lone, exact matches. why are these called computer algebra systems

[Will @_brickner]

@hyprturing i only care about symbolic manipulation. i think you could basically just use equality saturation. and build up all fields of math as shareable little 10kb category definitions. no 10gb monolith that doesn’t even work

[Will @_brickner]

the state of computer algebra systems is disgusting. actually an embarrassment to our species

[Andreas Aristidou @andaristidou]

🚀 New preprint! 🚀

Check out AnyTop 🤩
✅ A diffusion model that generates motion for arbitrary skeletons 🦴
✅ Using only a skeletal structure as input
✅ Learns semantic correspondences across diverse skeletons 🦅🐒🪲

🔗 Arxiv: https://t.co/1fsVAQe5I4

[Will @_brickner]

it’s truly over

[Jim Cramer @jimcramer]

People will wonder if Nvidia has now become a "perfect" security

[Will @_brickner]

@torchcompiled why is this more impressive to me than HD images and audio and video haha