BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️

🔞+ kid 😚
S A H I L | B S B❣️✨
F4f ☹️🖐️
Insta:

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Apan sabko hasate hai... But apne ko hasane wala/li koi nhi 💔

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

"Fail honge toh sabb ek saath hi fail honge"

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Humari dosti ka ek hi usool hai

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

I don't know how to score good marks in exam

Ek raat me padh Kar passing nikal jaaye bass!! 🤣😂

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

India is the only country where petrol is measured in days rather than not in kmpl.

"Areyy parson hi toh bharwaya tha, itne jaldi khatam kaise ho gya!!?"

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

*During exams*
Me: Iska answer kya tha, Kal hi toh padha tha!! 🤔

My mind: Hai junoon sawaar, mai toh bhula sansaar

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Happy "bahot scope hai" Day!! 🤣🤣

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Aisi ladki chahiye 🥰🥰

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

#ItsCheesilicious
Domino's India is launching new range of Cheesilicious pizzas
Me be like:

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Itna famous bann jaao ki paid girls tumhari post pr comment karein!!! 😎

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Kyu Re Teri gf Kaat Nhi Skti Thi 😄..?
Nhi 🥶Kaat Skti Thi 😭😭
Haleeluyyaaaaaaa😍😍💕💋🔥👀
Mera yasu yasu 😩❤️mera yasu yasu 🌚🌝

Haa Haa Bete Abhi Kya Hua Abhi Kya Hua? 😳😱
Kaatne Lagiiiiiii😭😭☠️☠️🖕🖕
Mera Yasu yasu 🥳🤑mera yasu yasu 🤕✍️ yasuuuuu🤦💁🍑🍑🍑🍑

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Pehle☝️ Afghanistan 🇦🇫 ki 🙏 ladkiya 👸 bol 🗣️ sakti😳 thi?😭
Bol 🗣️sakti thi😭😭
Haleeeeluyyaaaaaaaaaaa😍😍💃🕺💃🕺
Haan haan bete 😳abhi Kya hua😳 abhi Kya hua?😳☝️
Chup hogyiiiiiiiiii🗣️🗣️🗣️😭😭😭😭😭
Mera yasu 💃🕺yasu 🕺💃Mera yasu yasu 🕺💃😭😭Mera yasu yasuuuuu🕺💃😭😭😭

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

College: We'll not discriminate students on their inferiority
Also college wale:

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Maine behen ko bola cash nahi hai!
Phir usne ye nikala 🤧

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Bina Paani diye 🌝

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Choke me daddy bol rhi thi. Maine usko vadapav khila diya!

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Khud ko wanderlust bolta tha, ek ki baatein dusre ko ghuma deta tha!!

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Khud ko wanderlust bolti thi, ek ki baatein dusre ko ghuma deti thi!!

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

No you can't! Teri awkaat ke bahar hai wo!!

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

#ArrestLucknowGirl #fakefeminism #realcoach

[BandJiKaLadka🥀❤️ @_bsbtweets_]

Miss those times when we had 10+ friendship bands tied on our hand and school teacher asks to keep only one or two bands on our hand.