CB

[CB @_c_dubbs]

Every toilet is a bidet if you fall in

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@KianaBSqueeze @offbeatorbit I thought the same thing

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@patriottakes Dissolve the fillers

[CB @_c_dubbs]

“Big chicken/white water”

[Everything Georgia @GAFollowers]

MARTA is expanding with a new purple line. 👏

[SarahCantProtectTweetsAnymore @SarahMcInTexas]

@nsjersey

[huntigula @huntigula]

iPhone: I’m gonna update your software tonight while u sleep

*next morning*

iPhone: I couldn’t do it bro. just didn’t feel right. vibe was off

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@heyMAKWA @mettaworldwar 💀💀

[Tren de Aguachile @mettaworldwar]

white people love to be named

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

you know you’re driving bad when they wanna take a look at you

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@getawaycarmen Didn’t even get verified 😭

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@Rach_Leff There’s like 3 Goodyear blimps in the WORLD

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so stupid she'll vote her own rights away 'cause of gas prices.

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@SuperflyBradley @TomJChicago I haven’t heard this, is it publicly stated?

[Chris Fleming @chrisfluming]

elon musk’s twitter journey is very jack skellington trying to do christmas

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@BabooAnn Mass crush event due to overcrowding

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@Iaurentrack2 She’s absolutely right

[CB @_c_dubbs]

@dbmaroon @roywoodjr I’m not getting daily dirt on my clean sheets 🫣

[Django Gold @django]

people in front of you in line love being like, “and what is a ‘bagel?��”

[David Hoang @davidhoang]

Millennials de-escalate by adding "lol" at the end of everything. AIM tendencies.