Melissa Hill

CAKE as in the band, not the dessert.

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

All this Space and the UberEats driver will still find something to crash into -

[Business Insider SA🇿🇦 @BISouthAfrica]

Uber Eats makes its first-ever delivery to space – billionaire delivers canned beef, boiled mackerel https://t.co/55z2IEldMz

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@itsibitsikitsi Could honestly just be a mattress problem

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

*ahem* @YouArePardoned

[The Ungovernable @curious_lauren_]

you think you're friends and then you find out they use apple music

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

Grey’s Anatomy
Friends
Gilmore Girls (sorry but that show is terrible)
Big Bang Theory (but I think most people hate it now)
WandaVision
Lost
How I Met Your Mother
Modern Family
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver
Tonight Show with Jimmy dumbass Fallon

[its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️ @ShellsPemBroke]

What’s a TV show that everyone loves that you just really don’t?

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@lvxmiii “…when the children of immigrants try to discuss world events”. I’m sorry but what the fuck is this? Where did you find this

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@lelowhatsgood Tyra put these girls through cultural appropriated Hell

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

👏

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

The most powerful paradoxes of life:

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

Is anyone watching Hellbound on Netflix? 😳

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@mrcraigharding That show is terrible. The acting is atrocious (save for Viola Davis) and so is the dialogue. But also, yes. Be white, be rich.

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@Mike__Southey I swear the DA made these ads

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@stripper_oprah @Mike__Southey My feelings on this exclude @fanie_nani who has no issue pulling off a moustache on it’s own.

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@Ya_a_seen_Him Holy shit. Full on bawling here ♥️

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

Out of curiosity- Do you think that a change in SA ruling party will result in less loadshedding?

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@MovesLikeDragan I know 😭 I just treat it like perfume - especially because I love the smell so much

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

My favourite thing about hot summer days is the smell of sunscreen 🌞

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@AnthonyBila Ouch. And 100% accurate

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@Mike__Southey Also agree that it’s entirely dependent on the man. Some people require facial hair to give their face definition. Fresh stubble is just painful. I guess I woul say clean-shaven or beard - just don’t go all Gandalf about it. Keep it neat.

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@stripper_oprah @Mike__Southey You had me until moustache.

[Melissa Hill @_cake_kidd]

@em_aych Their accents from Wish 😂😂