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@be_like_ice

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

You won't realize how much being left out has affected you until you realize you're scared to participate in anything without someone inviting you to join in.

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Regardless of price, what’s the best women’s fragrance you’ve ever smelled?

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

How sexual does someone have to be to be considered a genuine nymphomaniac?

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

weird shit becomes easier to recognize when u’ve experienced enough of it.

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

a nigga can have simple dreams & still work like hell to achieve em.

[Base💎 @biggestbase26]

How it feels when you and your best friend smoke together 😂 Every puff hits so hard that you both go completely silent, just sitting there thinking about life.

[Softboy @softboywin]

Kids who ordered Shirley Temples are all alcoholics now

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Ngl No place warm like pussy in the whole universe 😂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Normalize dating or marrying someone whose skills or profession can benefit your life and your children’s future.

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

My doordash driver Christine stole my Berry Blast drink. 😐 It cracks me up because all the evidence of there being a drink was there 😂😂😂 I understand it’s a hot day but dang!!! 😂😂

[𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖆 @_casimo]

What would you do if you found that your teenage son bought a fleshlight?

[Neon @fw_Neon]

Somebody can make one innocent weed joke and suddenly the comments are divided into comedians, scientists, philosophers, and one extremely angry uncle.

[𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖆 @_casimo]

Are threesomes or more enjoyable if you've only been in relationships?

[𝖈𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖘𝖆 @_casimo]

Some people are anti abortion because they think you should be punished for having sex.

[Kentrell @AkadeBemsen]

Door dash fucking sucks

This is a first world problem, but we ordered dinner for our family as a treat. It was around 50 dollars and initially told us it was going to be 30 minutes. An hour and a half later, everyone was starving and we checked the app to see where the heck our order was. We discovered that almost every item had been replaced because the restaurant was “out of stock.” Keep in mind, we order from Taco Bell. So we ended up with 5 crunch wraps instead of the items we ordered and it ended up costing 20 bucks more.

[𝓘𝓒𝓔 ❄︎ @be_like_ice]

Anyway. Love is the point.

[Softboy @softboywin]

i be losing track of the days all i know is i gotta go to work😭

[𝙰𝚕𝚏𝚛𝚎𝚍 ❄️ @_1alfred]

Making a bitch wet twice in one round is crazy 😝😭😂

[CURVII @CURVIIx]

My eyes give me Away every Single time. I can act normal but my face is already telling on Me

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Fashion tips everyone needs to know?