Charlie

[New York Jets @nyjets]

W.

[Fair-Weather Blake @blakenyjets]

Can I mention again that this is the greatest catch of all time?

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@SharpFootball Third time’s the charm!

[NHL @NHL]

MATTHEW SCHAEFER CAN'T BE STOPPED 😱

The 18-year-old defenseman is the first rookie to 20 goals this season!!!

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

18-year-old rookie defenseman Matthew Schaefer having more points than Auston Matthews at any point this season was NOT on our bingo cards 😳😵‍💫

(h/t @jpolly22)

[Camryn @dancingofpens]

is anything good ever going to happen again

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@NYIslanders @Ford Pulock tries his best to blow the game, but is unable to do so

[Zoo krueger @Zookrueger]

If you weren’t with the #Jets during the rebuild, don’t be with us during the rebuild.

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

🚨 Matthew Schaefer (assist) becomes the youngest defenseman in NHL history to record a point on his league debut, setting up Jonathan Drouin’s 1st #Isles goal.

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@JCaporoso At least they had a good week of practice

[sam. @sammwichh]

guy wastes two years with the team, makes them sign all of his friends, gets their coach and GM fired on his way out, and acts like they've wronged him lmfao

[Carlos @mamaloveslos]

No it’s actually pretty sick that you’re 27 years old and you purposefully type in all lower case still

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@Connor_J_Hughes Yes thank you Connor. When will people wake up and realize that the Jets are a more well-respected franchise than the Patriots

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@_garzzz Marlins just won again

[Senior PowerPoint Engineer @ryxcommar]

Day in Trump's economy:

> Wake up, check the news
> BLS: "10 billion new jobs created"
> Check my phone to see what today's tariff rates are.
> Norway up 20%, Cambodia down 5%
> Go to my iphone assembly line job where I make $7.25/hour
> Spend next 4 hours putting chips inside phones
> Take 15 minute break
> Check my shitfartpisscoin holdings
> Rugged
> Watch the FOMC meeting
> FOMC is just Trump
> Trump goes on stage and announces he's raising rates from -10% to -5%
> Also announces date of Jay Powell's public execution
> AI manager scolds me for taking 16 minutes on my 15 minute break
> It's only been 12 minutes
> Call employee help line to complain
> It's also AI
> Go home frustrated
> Complain to my girlfriend about my job
> She's also AI

[Charlie @_charliegay_]

@iamSauceGardner @allantegardner @ajv GOAT

[NHL @NHL]

Matthew Schaefer already wants to be an Islander for life. 💙🧡

[New York Jets @nyjets]

Congrats to the 2025 Masters champion, @McIlroyRory!

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

The year is 2026. The tariff light in Central Park is red. I am relieved. My toaster and coffee beans aren’t tariffed today. I speak too soon. The light turns green. I owe $100,000.