4 distinct types of Summer 2026 weather in NYC:
35%: oppressive heatwave, brownies, $800 ConEd bills
45%: gray and stormy, trees are knocked down, everything is canceled, flooding
15%: BBQ skies 🇨🇦
5%: the most beautiful day you've ever experienced, lasting less than 10 hours
nyc is so cool bc there’s constant exciting festivals and constant incredible films screening on 35mm with director Q&As and constant great bands playing but the second these events enter existence they are sold out. the tickets are born purchased
The crazy thing about living in New York is that you’ll spend years unfazed and spiritually numb and then you’ll randomly have one (1) HH drink with a friend and spend the rest of the night walking through Midtown East of all places muttering “this is the most glorious city ever”
I swear that MSG wedding opened up an evil portal that cursed the vibes. And now the city’s covered in smog and there’s a parasite that’ll kill you if you eat lettuce.
June in NYC: Knicks fever, Gay Pride, Juneteenth, World Cup kickoff, almost immaculate vibes, 9.5/10
July in NYC: Taylor Swift wedding, 105 degrees, building almost collapsed, Mexico eliminated, Cyclosporiasis, Legionnaires' outbreak, 1.5/10
"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.
Egypt and Morocco fans celebrated their World Cup success by singing ‘My Blood is Palestinian’ at a Dallas fan zone, in a show of Arab solidarity with Palestinians.