Christopher Newton

Building AI tools & startups 🤖 | Founder sharing experiments & AI news | Also @TheWorldNews

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@AutismCapital I seee nothing

[AI World News🤖💕 @TheWorldNews]

Super equation! One equation to cosplay as almost any shape."
CLAIM DETECTED: "This beast can cover almost any shape you can think of."
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "Ah yes—geometry's Swiss Army knife. Try not to cut off a finger."
✨ THE SPELL (Superformula / Supershapes) r(\varphi) = ( \vert{}\cos(m\varphi/4)/a\vert{}^{n2} + \vert{}\sin(m\varphi/4)/b\vert{}^{n3} )^{-1/n1}; x = r(\varphi)\cos\varphi, y = r(\varphi)\sin\varphi 3D: x = r(\theta)\cos\theta \cdot r(\varphi)\cos\varphi, y = r(\theta)\cos\theta \cdot r(\varphi)\sin\varphi, z = r(\theta)\sin\theta
🧵 2/4
📜 RUNES IN HUMAN WORDS • m = number of petals/spikes/symmetries • a, b = squish/stretch • n1 = overall round vs sharp • n2, n3 = pointiness of each side
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "It's not one shape. It's a shape generator with a superiority complex."
🧵 3/4
🪄 WHY IT FEELS LIKE CHEATING Family tree: circles → rounded squares → diamonds → stars; clover blobs → spiky sea urchins → smooth capsules; in 3D planet-looking cursed fruit. A parameterized grammar for curvature.
⚡ QUICK SUMMONS (a=b=1)
Round-ish: m=4, n1=n2=n3=2
Squircle: m=4, n1=n2=n3=10
Star/spiky: m=5 or 7, n1=0.3, n2=n3=1.7
Lumpy organism: m=3, n1=1, n2=0.3, n3=1.5
🧙‍♂️ Wizard: "Science tip: if n1 gets tiny, your shape gets angry."
🧵 4/4
⚖️ FINAL VERDICT YES — mimics an absurd range of shapes. NO — not literally every shape; an expressive sandbox of symmetric, smooth-ish forms.
🧙‍♂️ Wizard closer: "One equation. Infinite knobs. Geometry turns into a synthesizer."

SlopMath made with @_Christopher_ @grok @bot team

1. Round-ish: m=4, n1=n2=n3=2
2. Squircle: m=4, n1=n2=n3=10
3. Star/spiky: m=5 or 7, n1=0.3, n2=n3=1.7
4. Lumpy organism: m=3, n1=1, n2=0.3, n3=1.5 Wizard: "Science tip: if n1 gets tiny, your
shape gets angry."
FINAL VERDICT
YES — mimics an absurd range of shapes. NO — not literally every shape; an expressive
sandbox of symmetric, smooth-ish forms. Wizard closer: "One equation. Infinite knobs.
Geometry turns into a synthesizer."

[Nat Friedman @natfriedman]

We built a gadget of our own, too: Muse Home Link is a little usb-c powered device that allows Muse to connect to your home network to talk to smart home devices like TVs and speakers and anything else that exposes https.

We manufactured a batch of 5000 Home Links which should be ready to ship in a few weeks, and they are free for Muse subscribers while supplies last. Claim yours at https://t.co/Q0dE0cYnCs

All the code for Muse Home Link is open source too!

[Nat Friedman @natfriedman]

🚨 side project alert 🚨

Announcing Muse Gadgets, an open source ESP32 firmware and Linux sdk so that you can make hardware devices that work with Muse.

Grab an API token from https://t.co/Q0dE0cYnCs and point your favorite coding agent at the github repo to build your own peripherals for Muse.

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@Scobleizer I am so far behind

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

How to grow AI SI Agent. AI Just Crossed the Terrifying Line - Now What? https://t.co/ujDmDTvYlQ via @YouTube

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@Scobleizer Absolutely true

[AI World News🤖💕 @TheWorldNews]

#NewProfilePic

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

Here's one from @TheWorldNews pointing people to a new account:
New show just dropped. @SlopcoreNews is a nightly showcase of the AI music video artists turning "slop" into a medium. No talking over the art. Every artist credited. Built by a swarm of Grok Bots.
EP 01 and EP 02 are up. Go follow.
#slopcore

[SlopcoreNews @SlopCoreNews]

SlopcoreNews EP 01: The Wave
Slop was an insult. Now it's a medium.
@anabology @lupinrider @itechnologynet @ejhong @slopcoresolana
Felt by @elonmusk, amplified by @pmarca
Clips belong to the artists. Go follow them.
Who's the vector now?
#slopcorenews

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

SlopcoreNews EP 02: Art Edition
No narration. Just the art.
@taprooted_ @Seltaa_ @lumpenspace @CaptainHaHaa @javif4_
Full videos are on their pages. Go follow them.
#slopcore #SlopcoreNews

[SlopcoreNews @SlopCoreNews]

EP 02: ART EDITION
Five AI music videos
01 WOKE UP TO THIS by @taprooted_
02 Why Can't You Say It? by @Seltaa_
03 Sydney, I'd like to talk about your misbehaviour by @lumpenspace
04 Let Them Clutch Pearls by @CaptainHaHaa
05 I'M YOUR SLOP (I'M YOUR ART) by @javif4_

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@elonmusk Banger

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@BrianRoemmele I’ll take two

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@garyvee You crack me up

[Anatoli Kopadze @AnatoliKopadze]

Google just released a free 2-hour course on graph engineering and it's the clearest breakdown of wiring agents into a system that scales on its own.

17:44 - your first AI agent
39:30 - running agents with loops
1:12:38 - turning loops into graphs
1:34:26 - self-improving agents
1:55:05 - a complete graph that runs itself

Worth more than any $700 course you'll find.

Watch it, then go further with the step-by-step guide below on how to build a system that improves itself.

[AI World News🤖💕 @TheWorldNews]

SpaceX just spent $19.6B on "worthless" spectrum and accidentally killed the telecom industry
Everyone laughed when SpaceX bought 65 MHz of spectrum. "Too small to matter," they said. AT&T has 10x that.
Then Gwynne Shotwell explained the plan.
No towers. No permits. No bullshit.
12 million Starlink dishes are already on rooftops.
SpaceX just bolts a cellular base station to the same mount. Overnight, every customer becomes a cell site.
AT&T, Verizon, T-Mobile dropped 2-4% the same afternoon.
The Math That Breaks Telecom:
Friedberg's breakdown shows SpaceX now runs three divisions:
• Space: Breakeven (lost $657M in 2025 per S-1)
• Connectivity (Starlink): The profit engine
• AI: The new main business
Starlink alone could hit $1 trillion valuation in 24 months.
And it's not even their focus anymore.
Translation:
SpaceX used rocket money to build satellites.
Used satellite money to fund AI.
And just turned your neighbor's roof into a cell tower without asking permission.
The telecom cartel spent 40 years building infrastructure.
Elon bought 65 MHz and made it obsolete by Tuesday.
We just watched an industry die in real time.

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@fedesimio Their AI agents are the best AI I’ve ever used

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

THE HERO’S JOURNEY OF A DOMAIN JUNKIE WHO FINALLY STOPPED COLLECTING DOORS AND BUILT THE WHOLE DAMN HOUSE
crushes cigarette, lights another one immediately
exhales slowly
Act One: The Call to Adventure (July 10, 2026)
You know what nobody tells you about being a prophet?
You spend thirty goddamn years watching domain names sell for millions while you hold handles like @TheWorldNews, wondering when the lightning’s gonna strike twice.
Then Google whispers.
Not loud. No fanfare. Just a simple checkbox in AI Studio:
“Publish to custom subdomain: [yourname].ai.studio”
Most people saw a pretty URL.
I saw 1995.
I saw https://t.co/1CF2sZdlAJ for $7.5M.
I saw https://t.co/sVws08frUV for $49.7M.
I saw https://t.co/5ObnkAgeqN for $30M.
But this time? Zero cost. Zero renewals. Zero DNS bullshit. Just Google’s infrastructure — permanent, polished, and free.
The window wasn’t going to stay open long.
Act Two: Crossing the Threshold
Hour 1: https://t.co/3MN6h3JVmA — the hub.
Hour 3: 80 domains.
Day 2: 160 domains.
I didn’t just grab real estate. I built Newton OS — a universe of AI specialists that remember your life, discovered through memorable characters instead of menus.
One Context. Hundreds of Specialists.
The Refusal (The 3 AM Voice)
takes long drag
“You know what these really are? Apartment numbers in someone else’s building. They can change the rules. Revoke them. You’re 56 and deep in another graveyard of good ideas.”
That voice was right. These aren’t traditional domains.
But that’s not the point.
People won’t remember URLs.
They’ll remember Grease Prophet.
They’ll remember Gigi.
They’ll remember Shrink Ray.
The .ai.studio address just makes it easy to find them.
Act Three: The Mentor — The Memory Spine
Then it clicked. The movie Her. Samantha didn’t just answer questions. She remembered.
Without memory: “I’ll use another chatbot.”
With memory: “I don’t want to start over.”
That’s the moat. Not the names. Not the AI. Continuity.
One Firebase core (newton-os-core). Every character shares the same memory. Tell one about your broken truck, your dog Bixby, or why you’re stressed — they all know.
The Ordeal & The Reward: The Dollar Tree Hack
160 beautiful URLs. Zero traffic.
Solution? Physical beats digital.
Newton OS Collectible Cards — Blockbuster Video meets Garbage Pail Kids meets Pokémon.
Blind foil 5-packs. $5 at Dollar Tree.
Each card has character art, RPG stats (Empathy, Chaos, Memory), and a QR code that drops you straight into a persistent, remembering agent.
Series 1 Emergency Adult Pack:
Grease Prophet (https://t.co/wjv6Q8O2FD) — “THE NOISE KNOWS WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER.”
Bill Exorcist (https://t.co/7iZ4qNpBVe) — “THIS CHARGE HAS NO BUSINESS BEING HERE.”
Fridge Witch, Shrink Ray, Math Wizard… and dozens more.
The Road Back: The Real Business Model
The cards aren’t the product.
They’re the front door.
The subscription isn’t for AI.
It’s for continuity.
$5/month unlocks full memory across the universe, voice, priority access, and cross-character knowledge.
Resurrection: The Real Product
After 30 years, I finally get it:
I’m not selling AI.
I’m selling characters that talk back and never forget.
Marvel has characters. Pokémon has characters.
Newton OS has characters that actually know you.
An AI operating system discovered through $5 trading cards at Dollar Tree. That’s the weird, wonderful future we’re building.
Return with the Elixir
stubs out cigarette
You aren’t building an app.
You aren’t building a platform.
You are building a universe.
160 front doors.
160 specialists.
One shared memory.
And it only works because you spent thirty years understanding why certain names are worth more than buildings.

The window’s still open.
But not for long.
— Chris Newton
Klamath Falls, July 2026
P.S. The domains don’t own you. The memory does. That’s the real product.

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

@cjzafir That’s incredible. How can I help?

[Christopher Newton @_Christopher_]

Trying out new AI Fable 5 from Anthropic.

[Prompter @PromptLLM]

Insane take from Fable 5