Chris Thomas

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@DeepDishEnjoyer It just occurred to me that Chicago is both bearish and bullish. Are they the long straddle of sports cities?

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@captgouda24 You’re basically signing up for an unpaid year-long job interview for the chance to be a backbench member of a party that may not actually be in power, and even then may only be able to affect real change every decade or so.

It’s a tough sell.

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@MariGO2thepolls

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@tracewoodgrains Bouba
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@GarrettPetersen I feel like the US Navy is constantly messing with its working uniforms

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@QuinnyPig The slow-mo is accurate, his phone tool page was laggy due to the sheer number of awards

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@GoofyAh9k @QuinnyPig Ah cool! A bunch of the phone tool award authors all decided to give Jeff a ridiculous number of phone tool awards for his birthday one year.

He emailed us and said it was the most thoughtful birthday gift he ever received which is kinda sad.

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@DeepDishEnjoyer At least 26 of them are necessary to play against Capital One at the baseball field in Tysons. I dunno about the other 1,513.

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I was so close to going a full day without thinking about the Roman Empire, when I noticed that my wife’s purse has a clasp that looks suspiciously similar to the Carthage symbol.

Is my wife a secret Punic spy?

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@cljack Can confirm that in Shogun all the Japanese characters are initially flummoxed that these two Christian characters are constantly insulting each other’s religion.

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@queerthecloset @Vidor1 @agraybee It seems like on a world filled with smugglers and others who frequently travel off-world, it wouldn’t have been too difficult to find someone to exchange credits with.

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@kevinamezaga @glardre Getting mugged in Arlington is when someone hands you a mug of hot cocoa https://t.co/ZLn5yfHhpX

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@silenced_emma @DeepDishEnjoyer I’m sorry you don’t enjoy Czech culture, perhaps you would enjoy a New England style IPA instead?

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@Aella_Girl @daatdarling Don’t be so dismissive. I thought the same as you until I performed a tarot reading and ended up with a very painful paper cut.

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@cljack What do you think we all did before Paradox invented map games?

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@CartoonsHateHer The logistics do seem to get tougher when you've got 3+ kids. If everyone needs something you *have* to triage, since there are more kids than parents. Most people need a van or big SUV to fit 3+ car seats. Many hotels cap you at 4 people per room. Etc.

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@AdamantxYves Yeah I think the only reason I can point out Burundi is because I visited next-door Rwanda (beautiful place by the way).

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@JoePostingg Majorian, our sweet prince, taken from us too soon 😭