Underscore Colleen

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

Explaining The Viral Lesbian Bar Story To My Normal Friend (He Doesn't Use Social Media)

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

If he ain’t dead they’re letting it drag on this long to hide something

[Underscore Colleen @_colleen1313]

@mom_of_littles @jlm_sophie The bouncer in the bathroom is my go-to advice! You can peek out and have immediate confirmation she is fine.

Once i figured out how to shower every day with my first, the lack of sleep was much more manageable.

[Robert Mononucleosis @ThePowerWoker]

Historically not a good thing when the guys who consider people with disabilities to be lesser than them start making fucking lists

[Samantha @itssamanthaaaa_]

a question for the cis women that believe the ruling of the Supreme Court is a good thing for women

What do you think is going to happen when male police officers accuses you of being trans just to legally to get your knickers off ?, do you see how this harms all women ?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Trump is going to “instinctively” select certain US companies and exempt them from tariffs.

Don’t overthink this.
He’s asking for bribes.

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I have hundreds of them in my mentions saying they don't need due process to prove they're citizens because they'll just use due process.

[Tone @tonesnc89]

@PeteButtigieg The Secretaty of Defense is a DUI hire

[ally 🦋✨🎧⸆⸉ @ally_sheehan]

i have the weirdest mandela effect… i swear i used to live in a reality where people weren’t openly racist and homophobic all the time

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

the conclave has chosen a new goofy

[Grant Certiorari @GrantCertiorari]

Libertarians took over a town in New Hampshire. They gutted the government, slashing every “wasteful” service.

Including garbage pickup.

Due to this, the town was soon overrun by bears. The libertarians fled.

That failed experiment is now happening on a national scale.

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

me, an american, every day in america since 2016

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Can any conservative tell me why it's good to have sewage in the water

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

“You can fight, but can you win?” Why don’t you be the judge

[Underscore Colleen @_colleen1313]

@Ranting_Trans When my daughter was very into Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, and we had seen every episode 57 times, my husband said, "I would pay so much money for an episode of what Toodles does all day when they aren't bugging him."

[Underscore Colleen @_colleen1313]

@Me_only_me76 @HonMichaelson My brother-in-law did that! He called to wish my husband a happy birthday, and then said, "I can't come to your party next week, have fun without me!"

My husband was like, "I don't think I'm supposed to know about it."

"Oh yeah, I know it's a surprise but I'm not coming."

[Thorstrike @rospigge60559]

@_celia_bedelia_