Slime Dad

kelso coleslaw is good no terfs allowed they/them

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

So everyone else can desecrate a cybertruck in broad daylight but I throw one chai on a Tesla and I’m chased out of a Costco

[Evan Simko-Bednarski @simko_bednarski]

Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit

[🦠 the bacterium 🧫 @an_actual_cell]

im spiritually a baikal seal

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

Telling middle schoolers at field day they’re getting Fiji water (it’s hose water)

[Nerpa Mindset @nerpamindset]

You asked. He listened. Weddell Wednesday is back!

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@zingingcutie22 Seattle floor tickets were $200 (I did pay $150 for lower bowl so I am part of the problem)

[me espresso @zingingcutie22]

If you can’t stay off your phone for 2 hours out of respect for the artist you’re paying to see, you have no business going. It is absolutely within the artist’s right to curate the environment in which they will perform. You are not entitled to pictures or videos!

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

You are all acting like babies if no phones is a deal breaker we might have bigger issues at hand

[alexa™️ @alexasversionn]

The no phones policy is honestly insane and, in my opinion, shouldn’t even be a thing. People spend hundreds, sometimes thousands, of dollars to see their favorite artist live, and a huge part of that experience is being able to take photos and videos to remember it. Fans pay all that money for a ticket, yet can’t record some of their favorite moments. I understand some people may disagree, but this is just my opinion.

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@skymutsuko Everyone get a grip NOW

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

They would HATE to know today is pride day at a middle school and all the teachers are dressed in bright colors and have painted their nails

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

RIDICULOUS: Parents dropping their kids off at a Davis, California elementary school were greeted by the principal and staff wearing Pride shirts alongside a trans-themed crosswalk. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Just another reason to homeschool your kids, if you can.

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@skymutsuko …………this is insane

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@rebeccahahaha THANK GODDDDD

[mitch 🍔 @B0YWINNER]

Um

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

Joey chestnut, he eats hot dogs for a living, he’s extraordinary I hope to meet him one day.

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@zingingcutie22 The earth balance chips were so good I miss them so bad 💔

[Kroshik @captainkroshik]

why does he always do this

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

Saw a beaver in her native land of Beaverton if u even care

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@nymakesusick @AngeeGabs https://t.co/wp8j3VR9SE has savewo k94’s and they’re my fave they fit so nicely

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

@brokebackstan Whatever u do don’t thrift on Hawthorne it’s sooooo overpriced

[Slime Dad @_computercowboy]

I can’t stop listening to lcd sound system!!! Aaaaaah!