🌹fka juanitas

if you have to pee, then pee. but if you don’t, don’t (she/they)

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

i hate how you have to eat that weird edible cotton ball before you can get to the pills in the pill bottle

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

I’ve Never Lied except for Comedic Effect and Also to make my Life Easier

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

the three types of men’s figure skating outfits are gay pirate, maroon 5 and dune

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

Dante’s Infero Nine Layer Bean And Cheese Dip

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

using a harmonica as an oral stim to quit vaping

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

@nogenderbabyman megan has a really incredible naturopath that actually listened to her and helped her a lot i’ll find her info

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

@nogenderbabyman no

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

@nogenderbabyman can you book w a dermatologist on your own?

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

can’t believe the sims 4 added sports gambling to the new hobby expansion pack

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

robin scherbatsky ass headline

[is that good? @loving_passion8]

Not in the mood for jokes.

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

remembering when i was on omegle age 12 and a stranger told me the US empire would fall within my lifetime

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

drag king named Jerry Mander

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

girlfriend is training for a marathon and i’m training to talk like peter griffin

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

i wish i could play the air guitar

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

The Fourwheelin’ Bob Dylan

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

i’m just not ready to open my heart to dave matthews. not yet

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

sometimes you need to glow down before you can glow up

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

how i met your mother soundtrack is so goated

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

had a dream the fancy pizza shop down the street was running a special called “50 Days of Veg Using the Hair of a Single Dame”

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

why is the gunman giving Villanelle…

[🌹fka juanitas @bangs_haver69]

clicked a club penguin video that played on full blast in my otherwise silent lyft ride. its over