u-haul and oates

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[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

@chronicghoster https://t.co/AC152tRZks

[Kat @ollkorrect0]

Monogamous bf on a work trip just casually dropped this on me like he was telling me what he had for breakfast

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

battle of the Bobbys

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

subway water dripped on my elbow and now it tingles is that normal

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

having a baby bangs off at the free ovlov show

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

every day i suffer

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

STOP TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF IN MY COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

not everybody can be at the surprise olivia rodrigo show tonight some of us have to hold it down at bob dylan karaoke

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

anyone want me to be their administrative assistant

[meg man @MegManClone]

If yo girl is an administrative assistant that is not your girl that is an administrative assistant

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

what does it mean when someone asks you to “flip” their iced latte and acts annoyed when you ask questions because you’re confused but also won’t explain what she means by flipping the latte

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

buying a refreshing noah kahan’s sparkling black cherry culture pop probiotic soda from the deli

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

girl whatever

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

came home from work to this unemployed freeloader

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

STOP TAKING YOUR SHOES OFF IN MY COFFEE SHOP!!!!!!!!

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

lulu <3

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

@chronicghoster @notnoahneal as macklemore once said

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

went up to a girl i knew vaguely in middle school last night and tried to establish common people we know and she just went “oh ya they kinda bullied me”

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

@notnoahneal too many

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

@bbylegra literally just went oh! okay!

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

why is my cat famous

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

@chronicghoster @FancyFeast i can finally quit my job and make her the breadwinner of the house

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

came home from work to this unemployed freeloader