emma

[emma @chronicghoster]

in my bruh era

[emma @chronicghoster]

bushwick coffee shop's password is jenniferlopez

[evan🦉 @rainstormblue]

i went to a cafe and the wifi password was “emmastonesmilinggif”

[emma @chronicghoster]

ten minutes before leaving the house w nothing to do the magnified mirror and tweezers come OUT

[emma @chronicghoster]

no babe u gotta trust me i'm only on tinder for the events i swear

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

come on gimme things to sort i’m so fucking good at sorting things i want to sort

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

girl whatever

[emma @chronicghoster]

@notnoahneal #proudroomfieinlaw

[emma @chronicghoster]

fine give them my number instead i care deeply

[emma @chronicghoster]

@nigelwththebrie @notnoahneal tiramisu ass night

[u-haul and oates @nigelwththebrie]

came home from work to this unemployed freeloader

[emma @chronicghoster]

@nigelwththebrie now she can buy her own wet food or perhaps be #sponsored by @FancyFeast

[piss girl @xtsygirll]

i would literally do anything for my friends except text them back in a timely manner

[emma @chronicghoster]

@notnoahneal @nigelwththebrie everyone was pointing and laughing 😔

[emma @chronicghoster]

@notnoahneal @nigelwththebrie s= spirit t=of y=a x=beehive

[emma @chronicghoster]

@wslymcln thank u this was very helpful today

[emma @chronicghoster]

does anyone have any advice for a first time hat wearer