margie

it may seem like i don’t know what i’m doing— well let me tell you: i don’t

[gender of the day @genderoftheday]

Today's gender is exhausted.

[margie @_confusedkid]

i stepped on the elevator in my apartment building and promptly started crying because it smelled like cigarettes.

we are emotionally fragile today, boys

[margie @_confusedkid]

one of my biggest regrets in is not keeping my wisdom teeth— why did i just throw them out?

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I am determined to not be found for the rest of the day.

[margie @_confusedkid]

or more accurately “part time staff”, not “student employees”. recognize them for who they really are to Kenyon operations. There are a lot offices across campus that couldn’t function without their part time staff members.

[margie @_confusedkid]

@sean_decatur @KenyonCollege by “Staff... have worked tirelessly” You mean only full time staff— bc if you actually recognize the importance of student staff members, for ex. Helpliners, without whom the college could not function, you’d recognize @kswoc

[Kenyon College @KenyonCollege]

President Decatur shares a message with the Kenyon community regarding recent campus events: https://t.co/aOvcBn6eNp

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

'If Toad looks funny in his bathing suit,' said the snake, 'then I, for one, want to see him.'

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

god gives adult acne to his strongest warriors.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I will never let the wind stop me.

[Geraldine Just Follow TheEverywhereist on Threads @everywhereist]

Look, I'm flexible, either we get rid of guns or we get rid of men but it's pretty obvious that we can't have both.

[Cher @cher]

Can you see me

[margie @_confusedkid]

my cats are friends and sometimes that makes me cry.

[margie @_confusedkid]

@popscicle_xyz my cats are doing a live WWE Smackdown for their patreon and i have to do the commentary and turn on the camera

[margie @_confusedkid]

i practice sitting really still mid-movement so i can leave zoom meetings but say it’s because my internet dropped.

[margie @_confusedkid]

“Jazz is stupid! I mean just play the right notes!”

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Which #TheOffice episode makes you the most emotional? Tell us yours using only a quote.

[margie @_confusedkid]

i feel seen and also called out.

[The Office on Peacock @theofficetv]

Working at the office. Working at home.

[margie @_confusedkid]

when i graduated from college in spring 2019 i thought i would be done getting homework, and then i started going to therapy

[margie @_confusedkid]

Picture this:
On the couch
The active shooter episode of Grey’s Anatomy plays in the background
Eating tortellini
Creating email filters
Crying
Picking up a Glossier package from the mail room, eyes still glassy

You just pictured my Tuesday night.

[margie @_confusedkid]

Today I spent about two hours laying on the ground under a conference table plugging in computer cables while blasting country music. #WhyIWorkInIT