Colton

[Colton @_cotlon]

I just want to live somewhere with a beautiful view and not a lot of rednecks

[J.R.R. Tolkien @JRRTolkien]

“When autumn came, he knew that part at least of his heart would think more kindly of journeying, as it always did at that season.”

— J.R.R. Tolkien

[Gram Smoker’s Dracula @chilledspectre]

when i grow up i want to be the only white person in three 6 mafia

[Colton @_cotlon]

@CrashBandicoot @Fortnite Bring back Crash Bash you cowards!

[zero dark thirty ☕️ @zerodarkcoffee]

4 inches isn’t a lot until you slap that bad boy on a map and then you got 200 miles of hog

[mak @matchageekbar]

if i was a stripper i would love you

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

The cassette tape deck to 1/8” converter is the greatest electrical engineering achievement of my lifetime

[Matthew Williams @MrPrudentialist]

It's Friday Night

[The Frustrating Individual @MILFmassacre]

I’m so jealous of women because if you have bigger boobs than your friends everybody knows it. I could have a bigger dick than all my male friends and I wouldn’t know it. They won’t let me know it!

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

13 years ago today, A$AP Ferg & A$AP Rocky dropped “Shabba” 🗣️

[Mikey Rocks @SirMichaelRocks]

Yall really be out here wearing secret camera spy glasses to the party.

When did it become ok to be this much of a fuckin lame?

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[AnimeTV チェーン @animetv_jp]

Don’t forget.

[Colton @_cotlon]

Cool, now I can finally pull my Correa jersey out of the back of my closet 🤘

[MLB @MLB]

Astros reportedly acquire INF Carlos Correa from the Twins, per MLB's @BrianMcTaggart.

[Browningtons 🔜 Tipped Off 17 🎃 @Browningtons_]

Its 7/11/25, blessed date

[Colton @_cotlon]

LONG LIVE THE KING!! 🇺🇸🌭🇺🇸

[ESPN @espn]

JOEY CHESTNUT'S DOMINANCE CONTINUES 🐐

Chestnut downs 70.5 hot dogs to win his 17th Nathan’s Famous Hot Dog Eating Contest title 🏆 🌭

[Colton @_cotlon]

Me: “I don’t even like country music.”
Me: *2 beers later*

[90’s Country Chord @90sCountryChord]

Alexa, play “Neon Moon” for the eight hundredth time and crank that shit to ten.

[Colton @_cotlon]

I’m ready to be hurt again 🥹

[Colton @_cotlon]

Astros baseball is finally back 🥹