David .A

[David .A @_daripon]

@foreverdeb_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
FYI @DareElisha1

[David .A @_daripon]

Today's Databricks and SAP announcement is like two long-awaited partners finally deciding to come together. A game-changer for enterprise data.

[David .A @_daripon]

Kkkkkkkk…… cara, essa chupada é demais para a sua idade. deixe alguns para o outro esquerdist.

[Arara no Pudim @twnelsongn]

@peppipets O que está acontecendo é que desemprego está muito baixo, a inflação controlada, a renda das pessoas aumentando o país crescendo, e o mercado não suporta que isso seja feito por um governo Lula.

[David .A @_daripon]

@Jessica_Idehai @Jessica_Idehai can you open your DM please?

[David .A @_daripon]

@fcbharrison Source ????

[David .A @_daripon]

You can just smell the ignorance. Clearly someone who's never touched a real DE pipeline or pushed to prod—just chasing clicks from the freedom financial crowd. 🙄

[Raw Data Diva 👩🏽‍💻 @yannaarose_]

Imagine you’re cruising as a Data Engineer, doing work as needed for $120,000. Then you pick up a side gig for $50,000 as a Data Entry Clerk. Then say, you’re passionate about a side hustle averaging $30,000. That’s $200,000 a year of EASY money.

[David .A @_daripon]

@_unclebayo Send each microservice's data changes to Kafka. Use Flink to consume from Kafka and write the data in Parquet format to a data lake like S3 or ADLS, run an ETL process from the data lake to populate aggregated data into RDBMS, DA should consume from there and build there dataset.

[David .A @_daripon]

100% X infinity

[Babájídé @Babajiide]

The average Nigerian software engineer thinks they can do the most, always trying to combine multiple jobs forming remote king when in truth he is just an artisan with a laptop behaving like Nigerian tailors.

Now before you foam in the month think well if this tweet applies to you

[David .A @_daripon]

@AraJetAirlines So @AraJetAirlines What's the best way to contact you and speak to a human representative, rather than the chatbot that doesn't even understand the difference between changing a flight and checking flight status?

[David .A @_daripon]

@AraJetAirlines Could you please invest in improving customer service and making your website more user-friendly? Can you provide guidance on how to navigate this process? Also, your chatbot is one of the dumbest chatbots I've encountered. Delete that shit!

[David .A @_daripon]

@AraJetAirlines No, all your channels connect me to a chatbot that cannot solve any basic problems. I have called your hotlines several times. Doesn't it strike you as illogical that you have a social media handle, yet neither you nor your customers can send messages to each other?

[David .A @_daripon]

@AraJetAirlines The same WhatsApp that the chatbot is confused ? What working communication channel do you have that allows me to speak with a human customer rep and not a chatbot?

[David .A @_daripon]

@AAAlatishe @OmoGbajaBiamila @Akute_info Ok, “ONE OF YOUR OWN” needs to do his job, the job he asked for.

[David .A @_daripon]

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[David .A @_daripon]

@ZenithBankcHQ @ZenithBank Both you and your teachers are mad!

[David .A @_daripon]

Nigerian banks are the worst 😠. Are they linking account validity to passport expiry? Every 5 years, we need to send new passport biodata to reactivate accounts? . A bank that can’t get simple KYC right wants to invest in AI? The joke’s on you, @ZenithBank.

[David .A @_daripon]

SQL for DS? 😂😂😂😂😂🤣
Chai!

[Eyo Eyo, PhD @Eyowhite3]

These SQL projects will help you build a strong job
portfolio as a beginner in Data Science and Analytics:

[David .A @_daripon]

@Rimitan_A @mosdeaff BUG!

[David .A @_daripon]

@Kingcreatorr @oku_yungx Why ?