Scoot

[Scoot @_dcoot]

This is the best tweet to ever exist. Quoting just so I️ can pin it https://t.co/ZdqcZT6p8g

[wint @dril]

its fucked up how there are like 1000 christmas songs but only 1 song aboutr the boys being back in town

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@RahulKohli13 Roland

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Couldn’t make it 10 minutes into an Apple TV+ movie and then I realized two of my favorite shows, both on Apple TV+, had new seasons and I was completely unaware until now. Am I clueless or does Apple not market things correctly?

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@melfuchz I think if you buy it off the shelf around the holidays they call it reindeer food

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@Roughly9owls @CubicleApril @elonmusk Would you walk up to a woman at your job and call her a diversity hire? To her face? Hard to imagine, I know, because you probably either don’t have a job or don’t talk to women

[Scoot @_dcoot]

Yeah, I’m familiar* with** Mastodon***

*drinking
**a
***beer

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@Destiny_Chiild @noahkunin @kyliebytes @tslevi

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@N_THEYSTAYTHERE I’d sign up for a PBS newsletter where there’s never a body to any of the emails, just saying

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@marriaasinger Would you let your partner eat all of the loaded nachos?

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During

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Is it better to brush your teeth before or after breakfast?

It’s a hotly debated question in dentistry — and there isn't a definitive answer. https://t.co/ngKxmJnGqI

[Scoot @_dcoot]

@elmodernisto

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@IamtheWombat It’s like he’s so out of touch that even his social media people are weird little freaks too

[Community @CommunityTV]

six seasons...

[Scoot @_dcoot]

Is this what orchestras sound like when you stand next to the trombone?

[Jacob DeRose @JacobDeRose]

Trombone Champ is the best game ever made

[Scoot @_dcoot]

Is this really not satire?

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It’s the 6 year anniversary of 42-39, pitt by 50

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@actioncookbook I had one in Greece in last month and it was the first non-skunked one I’ve ever had

[Gifdsports @gifdsports]

Pat Narduzzi on SportsCenter "ESPN disrespected our fans"

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42-39able

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My brain cannot get over the fact that this game is still reasonably 13-9able

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There’s something going on with one word tweets and I couldn’t care less. 4th quarter, time to die

[Scoot @_dcoot]

What happened to my beverage and a snack