Mr_ MAMBO 🇰🇪

Change or Perish 📌 /Former Bigwig 🐐

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Said everything in 2010s

[Mr_ MAMBO 🇰🇪 @_de_no]

@kulahepi @_mbithee Peaceful? 😂

[Mbithe @_mbithee]

Coast is a shitty place to stay . Yes I said it

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Buying new clothes and shoes after every paycheck>>>

[Null @Vhoyde]

The only women allowed to talk to me about money are prostitutes.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I PURPOSELY ignore hints so people can speak up and be direct like adults.

[Lolade @Lolade4PF]

I haven’t forgiven my younger self for not learning to backflip

[🇰🇪 James WaNjeri @JamesKWaNjeri]

Alliance is actually next to a village called Thogoto

[— don @dracosrevenge]

being comfortable with not meeting every woman’s expectations is part of being a happy man.

[Karis @YaneKariuki]

30th May 2026.

[Bandit @mts__kid]

They now have a daughter

[dennis @AkainuBerbaric]

Mlikua serious na maisha izo miezi sita it seems sisi waku survive kila mwezi with no hope for the better hatuwezi changia

[Ｉａｎ🛸 @1Kangogo]

Made an easy 5k this morning 😂..random bus ya shule imekanyaga fence yetu nikapata instant compensation!

[Anakin @avric_]

Salary ya hii mwezi itakuwa ya kula na baddies wa hard drugs.

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

Kids in the future will be hearing stories like "I left your father because he wasn't posting me"

[dmoon @dmoonlives]

Women will be like “I need to feel safe to have sex” and then date a man who beats them

[Nonzi🧚 @muthonyyyyy]

Ama mko nyumba moja na Roy?

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

Women don’t apologize, they just hope you’ll forget about it and move on.

[Mekatilili wa Pweza @mwakawhat]

You are speaking like a privileged person. Unafikiri kila mtu ako na balcony?

[Ms_Miriti @MsMiriti]

You want me to believe in karma when the Kenyattas entire bloodline has been rich since 1850😂