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picaresque zero

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@LindyFit Alex Jones' appearance is just due to alcoholism, really

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@AlexandrovnaIng Only do this when I'm traveling light and don't have overhead carry-ons, even then I pay attention not to block anyone as I cut in line. So I look like a total asshole but know I'm justified in a Larry David sort of way

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@Grimhood Total Recall. Used to have nightmares about the three-breasted woman and Kuato. Watched it way too young at a friends house. Pretty sure I was 5.

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@s4m31p4n during his hidden life from birth to 30 he definitely cracked a lot of jokes, probably dirty ones too. ive been around carpenters

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@s4m31p4n what were you wearing

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@LandsharkRides they always tell long stories

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@ArcadianRythms previous to this, got drunk every day for probably two years straight

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@ArcadianRythms went to the hospital last week after contemplating suicide and my blood alcohol level was .38 as a 200 pound man. almost went into a coma

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@AlexandrovnaIng Jodi Arias

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@AlexandrovnaIng as someone who has legit PTSD my alcoholism is/was mainly due to boredom

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@PaulSkallas Have not had au jus in a while. Still remember it as a high quality experience. Might be Lindy, haven't done my research on it.

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@Moche1231 jumbo yum yums milky milky! awoogah! awoogah!

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@SolBrah fasting and injecting testosterone

[Stavros Halkias @stavvybaby]

You're in her dm's, I'm in a different girls dm's. Good luck, i hope we both get pussy

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

now that AIDS can be cured I wonder which horrible population control concoction will be ‘leaked’ out of the Plum Island CDC facility next year

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@shitlifeusa doggy dog world

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@Erickish10 @_forest_seeker_ Liquid level got too low and it burned everything. Had to scrap the fuck out of that pan with steel wool

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@rey_abreu @_forest_seeker_ Follow a recipe for a nice stock. Then just start adding in whatever you like or have around the house and you would think would work. It's a great cooking exercise, honestly. Just eyeball it.

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@_forest_seeker_ Yeah rofl not the first time I've done that. Yeah, I would break down an entire rotisserie chicken and throw that in.

[Active Scooter Libby @_deaconblues_]

@Moche1231 Pig here, can confirm. Built to fuck