Deeksha Shanker

Lazy. So lazy.

[Deeksha Shanker @_deectionary_]

Every #Amazon ad on #instagram reads like a damn word salad. GTFO with that Kent RO vaccum mattress cordless bronze finish wood finish three legged black cotton elastic 2-in-1 flush tank plus fairy lights velcro chopping board home decor portable copper straw fitness whiskas pet-

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@ProKabaddi @JaipurPanthers @HaryanaSteelers Bruh @Ms_Suniverse 🤣

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@wajahatmerchant @wajahatmerchant 🤣🤣

[Pooja Peshwa @peshwapooja]

Urgently require #Tocilizumab injections for my father in #Pune.
Please reach out in case of any leads.
@PMCPune @PMCHealthDept @mohol_murlidhar @SidShirole @MulaMutha

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@ArunBee @S_Sivakumar "Gamed," here means manipulated/rigged.

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@ArunBee Thanks for sharing this! @thedoodlery made my whole year by illustrating this poem of mine! 😊

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@afnanthegul @sheikhimaan Cannot unsee. Thanks 😂💀

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@nopenotgonsay I misread that as "litter box" at first, and didn't even bat an eyelid. I think my cats and I need to take a break.

[Nahim 🫡 @nah_im_abdulla]

my brother keeps whatsapping me one-star reviews of various establishments in Hyderabad (neither of us have ever been to Hyderabad)

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@gayatrikl @theregistaking @MalayD 4 u my bros

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Wearing a sweatshirt with shorts is the daytime equivalent of turning on the AC and sleeping under a THICC blanket at night.

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@aaaraagh @theregistaking

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@GarvitBhirani @theregistaking lol wut

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@Karicostanza @dog_feelings I pledge my allegiance to Blue Moon. 🥺

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@StarSportsIndia @ImRo45 @root66 Y'all've just made me picture @LoveTinaTurner swinging a cricket bat...

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@kittensfolder @theregistaking

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@theregistaking Yep, definitely not normal now. 😂

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Did you mess up your grades by focusing all your energies on writing an extremely shitty fantasy novel starring yourself and your bEsTiEs with slightly changed names and absolutely no plot when you were 13 too, or are you normal?

[Deeksha Shanker @_deectionary_]

Read the first letter of each emoji. 🥰
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