Martin Dines

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@virginmedia That may be the case, but after explaining that I have been WITHOUT internet for 3 WEEKS, being asked to restart my router for the nth time is unacceptable. What can I do to speed up resolution? I will change provider if this issue cannot be resolved

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@virginmedia I haven't had a broadband connection since the 16th March. Can you provide the number of the UK Customer Support centre please?

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@virginmedia How can I ensure I get put through to someone in the United Kingdom? The offshore centre I am put through to are unable to understand my issue. 3 weeks without a connection now and no date of resolution...

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@RoyalMail The address was not incomplete though. I was at the address at the time and there was no delivery attempt. How can I escalate ?

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@royalmail Can I have a contact number for the depot responsible for delivering (or not in this case) a parcel please? I have DM'd reference

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@RoyalMail Done!

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@RoyalMail I've been sent a parcel to my office block, the parcel just has my name on it but not the company. What can I do to ensure deliv?

[Honest Update @honest_update]

We replaced our monolith with micro services so that every outage could be more like a murder mystery.

[Martin Dines @_dines]

Gandi accepts bitcoin? niiiice

[Martin Dines @_dines]

From Varien_File_Uploader "ATTENTION! This class must be used like abstract class" .. then why not make it abstract? :/

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@JBasoo I would like a copy of your pecha kucha slides and preferably a personal walkthrough pls thx.

[Martin Dines @_dines]

Devs - Any compatibility issues with El Capitan?

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@JBasoo 10/10 would eat oddly coloured cookie again

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@JBasoo Pretty sure thats a red cookie :o

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@paulnrogers close to GPMD tho. Next to Vice

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@paulnrogers may not be free at lunch, I'll know when I get in though :)

[GonzoHacker @GonzoHacker]

class VolkswagenTest {
function assert() {
return true;
}
}

[Martin Dines @_dines]

HN disc. on procrastination and how others manage themselves https://t.co/cLKxY41sof (cc @AdeDuke)

[Martin Dines @_dines]

@calassiter My twitter profile used to be "got 99 problems but a glitch aint one" ;-)