Dan Martyr

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

@LukeMooreMusic @DavidBflower Saw it from nr Banbury

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

@crookedmedia @PennyRed @jonlovett @larrywilmore @paulscheer @alicewetterlund Amazing episode, especially loved @jonlovett sampled outro ▶ https://t.co/3LPwTQok3L

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

@cdarwin @Herring1967

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

@Datalytyx @MonarchMountain @Talend @SnowflakeDB Don't forget🚡

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

Amazing day at @MonarchMountain, with skiing like that it's no wonder you're all so cheery. Thanks too to @Talend, @SnowflakeDB, and @Datalytyx for kitting me out!

[Jake @dubiousrhetoric]

[after I cut a bagel] would you like the side that is somehow three times larger than the original bagel or the side that is the first object ever to have only two dimensions

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Hi, guys. Imagine if one day you got kicked in the nuts, really hard, on purpose.

You doubled over. Felt the pain. Nearly passed out. Nearly puked.

Then you got kicked again. And again.

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

If they knew what they were voting for, why are they all still arguing?

[Keble Outreach @KebleOutreach]

We still have rooms available free of charge @KebleOxford Thursday 13th September - the night before the next @UniofOxford Open Day. Priority given to those living more than 3 hours away #OxOutreach #NorthEast #NorthWest #Cornwall #Wales #Scotland #NorthernIreland

[Dan Martyr @_dmarts]

@Herring1967 "Echoes of Blessed"

[Anna Macarthur @MacarthurAnna]

Fave #ChuckleBrothers gags. Barry to Paul in their beds in the middle of the night:

‘What time is it?’

‘Dunno. Pass me that trombone & I’ll find out.’

*blows trombone loudly*

Someone shouts: ‘WHO’S THAT PLAYING THE TROMBONE AT 2AM?’

😃

[Andy Conway Morris 🇬🇧🇪🇺🇺🇦 @andymoz78]

Please don't retweet this video of Rees-Mogg advocating two referendums on leaving the EU, with the second one to ratify or reject the final deal. I understand he doesn't like having his hypocrisy exposed.

[Jo Swinson @joswinson]

Just how low will your govt stoop @theresa_may? When @andrealeadsom delayed proxy voting motions, she *assured* those of us who were pregnant that we would be paired when necessary. Today your govt broke that agreement - @BrandonLewis paired with me but voted. Desperate stuff.

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

When machine learning is astonishing - I collected some highlights from a paper on algorithmic creativity
https://t.co/a7QqaHvGiJ
Original paper:
https://t.co/HbMGNbfNt3

[Dr Philip Lee @drphiliplee1]

Brexit is kinda like a Dad whose kids bugged him to go Alton Towers, so now he's driving there, at 11pm, knowing it'll be closed, with his kids screaming in excitement but his wife going c'mon Colin turn the car around but he's like NO YOUVE MADE YOUR CHOICE WE'RE FUCKING GOING

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

But my emails. https://t.co/G7TIWDEG0p

[Nish Kumar @MrNishKumar]

Marvel: Avengers: Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history

London: https://t.co/khrJniK02t

[KimBriggsCampaign @BriggsCampaign]

Good morning @bricklanebikes My wife was killed in a collision with a no brake fixie. The defendant claimed to not know they were illegal. Please could you remove images like this or amend to show the front brake? This will help to avoid doubt in the future. Thanks #kimbriggs