dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee

if it’s not a double breasted blazer, i don’t want it - shania twain stan

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

my brother had his prom today and he looked like the baddest bitch around and I am so so proud of him

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@AyoCaesar absolutely bodied 😭

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@THE__DPC @AyoCaesar that really the best you got?

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

If "death to the IDF" is antisemitic, then "destroy ISIS" is Islamophobic.

Because the principle that enforces is that we can't consider violent, genocidal war criminals as separate from the wider religious group they claim to act on behalf of.

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

@piersmorgan One called to burn refugees alive along with the buildings that housed them, the other calls for the destruction of a literal terrorist organisation under the guise of a military that has been evidenced to have committed WAR CRIMES… hope this helps 👍🏽

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@stephenpollard @Telegraph you are so dumb it’s actually funny

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@Keir_Starmer state sponsored terrorist

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@realbigtobz nah it’s all about the dougie

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

@Logan__Hib and boy does it hit different

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@JessicassSixx some actual crackers in the hidden replies 😭

[Ed @ted_pen]

why does this sound like what a pokemon trainer would say to you before challenging you to a fight

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

@realbigtobz @Agitate4Change @Keir_Starmer 🤨

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

can a man not hold another man’s cheeks open whilst they shit anymore without it being gay??? bloody snowflakes these days

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

poop de loopy in the hoop de loopdy

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@eviehaarrison @Logan__Hib i have to agree

[taylor @GeorgeTaylorG]

This pic is actually so gorgeous

[dr jaffa cake, devourer of coffee @_dolke]

@Logan__Hib if it makes you feel any better, I can guarantee caramelldansen will make my top songs

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@Logan__Hib you already have his sense of humour n all

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@Logan__Hib is this tweet still available

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

Just took an edible this what my heartbeat sound like