doug

just a kid from connecticut

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@JordanHallWX Hi Jordan. Will you be going live soon? You have been missed!

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Grinding bones to make into bread sounds like a protein hack for fitness influencers.

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@MccuskerBilly Happy Birthday. Thanks for the comedy podcast.

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@StephenKing Watching now. Casting is perfect. Still need to digest a bit.

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@mattwritesbooks Did my 5 year old take over your account?

[doug @_dougdougdoug]

Love doing absolutely nothing. 10/10.

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@kmooneyj Must be a family thing. Your sister saw me and was like “your dad just died? 🤩😍”

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Just a millennial enjoying boomers posting videos of 50 year old concerts. All good. I’m doing fine.

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@elonmusk @ianmiles No shit. This country was built on immigrants and it has become damn near impossible to get them in legally.

[Derek Jeter @derekjeter]

Congratulations @Volpe_Anthony. There’s nothing like playing shortstop for the New York Yankees.

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@UberFacts The CIA used profits from selling cocaine to fund the contras in Nicaragua though.

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I love when it rains because it makes forced small talk easy.

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Drinking NyQuil and rewriting the second half to the movie “Downsizing” because we the audience deserved better.

[doug @_dougdougdoug]

White people love feeling good when they remember they know how to pronounce Nguyen. (It’s me I’m the white person)

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@mhudgg Nice dude. Honestly it’s all about mileage. I have a rental thru insurance rn and it’s like an 18 but only 7k miles and it’s so smooth

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@twetchapp 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

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@SBakerMD @whiteoakpasture

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Getting stoned and reading the official Twitter account of the children’s movie “Norm of the North.” Wild.

[doug @_dougdougdoug]

Getting stoned and reading different International Chili Society winners recipes. Wild.

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Thinking about if third cousins Al Roker and Lenny Kravitz ever make it to the same family function and what their small talk would consist of.