lauren

angry millennial. historian

[lauren @_draculauren]

had a dream about Jamie Campbell Bower and I’ve been 🥵🥵🥵 all day

[⭐️ ♡ ✂️🩸⭐️ @ilykinganoai]

@instagram LET ME READ AND ANSWER MY DMS

[lauren @_draculauren]

Is your anxiety so bad that you meticulously organize all of your previous school assignments or is it just me?

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

Breaking: Johnny Depp wins defamation case against Amber Heard. https://t.co/3XkKU0IujA

[Prime Video @PrimeVideo]

I feel this in my bones.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Biden’s mistake is that he thinks he was elected to transform the country, but actually everyone just wanted less drama

[lauren @_draculauren]

@POTUS you should be appalled that the US as a nation still supports Israel. Their actions are disgraceful and abhorrent and there are no excuses for turning a blind eye at what they’re doing to Palestinian people. #FreePalestine #Barbaric #Disgusting @bellahadid

[lauren @_draculauren]

Quite often lately, I’ve been considering the fact that I should have known I was bi at like 13 when I became mildly obsessed with the drummer girl with pink hair at Bible camp. 🥴

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

The leaked draft opinion accelerated game plans already in the works for the upcoming midterm elections, especially in states holding marquee gubernatorial and Senate races, such as Georgia and Arizona.
https://t.co/cQ6sxicdA8

[lauren @_draculauren]

In case anyone was wondering what I wanted for Mother’s Day… I want the entire @thehomeedit book collection. 💕🌈

[lauren @_draculauren]

I have determined there is nothing more mortifying than applying for an internship and realizing that even though you checked 500X the pdf you submitted has the professors name spelled WRONG. Kill me now. #studentproblems @StudentProblemo

[lauren @_draculauren]

Does everyone’s family friends get more snooty as you’ve gotten older or is it just mine?

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

It's October and you still can get a heatstroke.

[big Syd/ATL Realtor @sydeeofSin]

“oh shit, my mask” is really a thing.

[Eugene Gu, MD @eugenegu]

@realDonaldTrump @SenatorTimScott Trump called black NFL players sons of bitches for taking the knee to fight police brutality. He denied fair and equal housing to African Americans. He falsely accused President Obama of being born in Kenya and used that racist birther clout to run for President. Trump is racist.

[lauren @_draculauren]

*shrieks like an angry ghost in any given guierrmo del torro movie*

[Anthea Stormborn 🌙 @missthea1901]

i just really wanna know the correlation between this god damn virus and toilet paper. is shitting uncontrollably a symptom? help me understand please. omg.

[lauren @_draculauren]

@expoditingNoah And yet you don’t hang out with your actual sisters but okay.

[lauren @_draculauren]

@expoditingNoah @kiraanerys17 I has concern